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nagor
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Croatia
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lwood
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Colombia
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La libertad sublime derrama las auroras de su invencible luz.La humanidad entera,que entre cadenas gime,comprende las palabras del que murió en la cruz


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nagor
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Croatia
11537 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 12/05/2019 :  20:23:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Edited by - nagor on 12/05/2019 20:25:22
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emirem
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Zivio Wilkinson!
Zivjeli Gilettei!
Zivio DM i njihova Balea!
Koji krelac, ovakve gluposti jos u mjesecu posta.
Po njemu sam ja zgodan kao Charlize Theron. Wow!
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lwood
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Colombia
39297 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 12/05/2019 :  23:09:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dobro čovik kaže,pustite brade ne budite pi.ke

La libertad sublime derrama las auroras de su invencible luz.La humanidad entera,que entre cadenas gime,comprende las palabras del que murió en la cruz


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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 13/05/2019 :  11:34:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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nagor
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Croatia
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fandango
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Od svih pizdarija danas, ova me je najbolje nasmijala

https://net.hr/danas/hrvatska/predsjednica-predlaze-uvedimo-novo-drzavno-odlikovanje-velered-franje-tudmana-s-lentom-i-velikom-danicom/
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Poli
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Slovenia
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nagor
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Croatia
11537 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 18/05/2019 :  15:44:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Odličan!

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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Oki
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Croatia
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King Warrior
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izivko
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Germany
7854 Posts

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Posted - 27/05/2019 :  12:37:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Fata čisti kuću i pjeva onako.
Odjednom upada Mujo u kući i veli:
"Mogla si, jadna, odma reći da pjevaš, po sata podmazivam vrata od kapije."

Have mercy
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Ovaj kruži po netu već neko vrijeme ali uvijek se nasmijem kad pročitam:
Kako se zove sin od Kineza i Hrvatice - Huawei Mate...

Wtf?
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boddhisatva
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Croatia
1279 Posts

Member since 08/01/2013

Posted - 28/05/2019 :  18:23:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send boddhisatva a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Najel se Zagorec graha z zeljem i špekem, popil litru i pol pravuga tuduma i taki fino populnjen prešel je v Zagreb gde pak se vozi vu tramvaju (četvorka ili šestica, kajtigaznam). Tramvaj je bijal pun, a našeg Zagorca počinje nadimati i napuhavati, a on ti lijepo pusti golubeka i to bašti Tihomira take vrsti šteri nije bil ni Ježušu za podnesti...
Na prvoj stanici svi putnici bježe i iskaću gurajući se van od nesnosnog smrada.
Zagorec blaženo ostane sedeti i zgleda se po tramvaju. Pogleda iza sebe, kad vidi tu iza se jenuga črnca kaj sedi na stolcu baš iza njega... pravi črnec, črni črnec, mrčni črnec. Zagorec ga v neverici gleda kak to da ovaj tako sedi na svojeme mestu i ne mrda, i ne diše, i ne trepta ... pak ga Zagorec bojažljivo priupita:
- Kaje bilo, sused ... pa nisem te valda skuril?

Pike Bishop: Let's go!
Lyle Gorch: Why not?
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Poli
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Slovenia
28581 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 29/05/2019 :  09:14:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

ajmene
https://www.facebook.com/aolang21/videos/441482119702356/




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izivko
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Germany
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Member since 25/07/2003

Posted - 29/05/2019 :  21:17:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zarez je bitan


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Poli
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Slovenia
28581 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 30/05/2019 :  08:54:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Čovjek izađe na ulicu i mahne taksiju. Istog momenta taksi se zaustavlja pored njega, otvaraju se vrata, a taksist kaže:
- Savršen tajming! Isto kao Miloš.
Putnik: - Tko?
Taksist: - Miloš Đumić... To je čovjek koji je uvijek sve radio u
pravo vrijeme. Baš kao što sam ja naišao upravo kada ste vi digli ruku,
tako se Milošu sve u životu dešavalo u savršeno vrijeme.
Putnik: - Nitko nije savršen.
Taksist: - To ne važi za Miloša Đumića. Bio je izvanredan atletski
građen tip. Mogao je osvojiti Grand Slam u tenisu. Mogao je igrati golf
sa profesionalcima. Pjevao je kao slavuj, plesao je kao zvijezda sa
Broadway-a, a da ste ga čuli kako svira klavir! Bio je nevjerojatan
momak.
Putnik: - Izgleda da je stvarno bio izvanredan čovjek.
Taksist: - Aa, nije to ništa, ima još! Pamtio je kao kompjutor. Pamtio
je svačiji rođendan. Znao je sve o vinima, koje jelo naručiti i kojom
vilicom ga jesti. Mogao je da popravi sve. Ne kao ja. Ja zamijenim
osigurač, a pola ulice ostane bez struje. Ali Miloš Đumić je sve radio
kako treba.
Putnik: - Pa stvarno je bio nevjerojatan!
Taksist: - Uvijek je znao najbrži put kroz prometnu gužvu. Ne kao ja,
ja se uvijek zaglavim, ali Miloš nikad nije pogriješio i uvijek je znao
kako postupati sa ženama. Nikada im nije proturječio, čak i kad nisu
bile u pravu... uvijek je bio savršeno obučen, a cipele su mu uvijek
bile savršeno izglancane. Bio je savršen čovjek! Nitko se ne može
usporediti s Milošem Đumićem.
Putnik: - Interesantan lik. Kako ste ga upoznali?
Taksist: - Ja ga nikada nisam sreo. Umro je, a ja sam se oženio njegovom jebenom udovicom...



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lwood
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Colombia
39297 Posts

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Posted - 02/06/2019 :  16:44:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://m.24sata.hr/amp/news/don-stojic-igracke-u-krevetu-tu-ne-treba-pristupati-tehnicki-632583

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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 04/06/2019 :  13:30:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote





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nagor
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Croatia
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Poli
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Slovenia
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nagor
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Croatia
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