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xilrion
Senior Member
Croatia
2963 Posts
Member since 16/12/2010 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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kifi
Junior Member
431 Posts
Member since 30/10/2005 |
Posted - 05/07/2020 : 13:54:40
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Čitam ja na portalima da proizvođači lubenica cvile kako su došle jeftine iz Crne Gore i Albanije pa svoje lubenice ne mogu prodati. Šečem ispred Luminija u Varaždinu, a te neretvanske se prodaju po 6 KUNA za kilu. To mi djeluje kao super vic. ha,ha,ha. |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37275 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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DODSFERD
Advanced Member
Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts
Member since 14/03/2014 |
Posted - 07/07/2020 : 21:24:18
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Bili Slovenac, Bosanac, Srbin i Crnogorac u jednom avionu. Iznenada, avion se pokvari i počne da pada. Pošto su u avionu bila samo tri padobrana, a njih četvorica, svaki počne da se otima za padobran. Kaže Crnogorac: ●Nas je malo. Ako ja poginem, biće nas još manje. Bosanac mu da padobran. Zatim kaže Slovenac: ●Mi Slovenci smo pametni ljudi, šteta bi bilo da ja poginem. Srbin mu da padobran. Slovenac i Crnogorac iskoče, a Bosanac kaže Srbinu: ●Šta ćemo ja i ti, jarane? Nas dvojica, a jedan padobran. Srbin odgovori: ●Ne brini se ti ništa, imamo mi dva padobrana. Ja sam Slovencu dao ranac – on je pametan, smisliće nešto do zemlje. |
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37275 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37275 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37275 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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GGG
Senior Member
Slovenia
2481 Posts
Member since 08/11/2003 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37275 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Oki
Advanced Member
Croatia
5100 Posts
Member since 10/02/2011 |
Posted - 18/07/2020 : 13:20:45
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Da mi je netko pred par mjeseci rekao da ću danas u svakoj birtiji moći pročitati natpis: “ZABRANJENO SJEDENJE I ZADRŽAVANJE NA ŠANKU!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37275 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
46464 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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Oki
Advanced Member
Croatia
5100 Posts
Member since 10/02/2011 |
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xilrion
Senior Member
Croatia
2963 Posts
Member since 16/12/2010 |
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
29529 Posts
Member since 06/02/2007 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 20/08/2020 : 13:14:05
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quote: Originally posted by xilrion
ušao sam u banku bez maske, svi su me čudno gledali.
Sa maskom, mislili su, da si možda barem lijep.
Bez maske, uvjerili su se, da su svo to vrijeme bili u krivu.
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Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
Edited by - panzer on 20/08/2020 13:17:59 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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manhunter
Moderator
Switzerland
24539 Posts
Member since 17/09/2004 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11585 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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