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lwood
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Posted - 27/08/2023 : 14:10:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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mladjo
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Posted - 27/08/2023 : 16:42:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jak mi je lak na noktima :D

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an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero

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lwood
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Posted - 27/08/2023 : 21:42:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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panzer
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Posted - 29/08/2023 : 20:44:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A man buys a robot that slaps people when they tell a lie.

He decides to test it on his family at dinner that night.

The man asked his son, "Son, what did you do after school today?"

The son replied, "Oh, I just did some homework" and the robot slapped the son.

The son said, "Okay I actually watched a movie with my friends".

The father asked, "What was the movie?"

The son said, "Star Wars, Episode 5". The robot slapped the son. The son stammered "Okay it was Showgirls".

The father laughed, "Ugh, I would never watch movies like that". The robot slapped the dad.

The mom laughed, "He certainly is your son". The robot slapped the mom.

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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lwood
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Posted - 30/08/2023 : 17:52:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu

Edited by - lwood on 30/08/2023 18:24:15
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izivko
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Posted - 31/08/2023 : 11:49:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Have mercy
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izivko
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Posted - 31/08/2023 : 21:37:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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izivko
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Posted - 31/08/2023 : 21:41:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote



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lwood
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Posted - 31/08/2023 : 21:51:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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izivko
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Posted - 31/08/2023 : 23:28:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Stiže jesen


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Poli
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Posted - 04/09/2023 : 07:51:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Edi Rama, legenda ...

Na Blejskom strateskom forumu:

- To do a final quick round Prime Minister Rama, there is a legend here in Bled, which goes that if you ring the wishing bell in the church tower here in Bled island at least three times, your wish actually might come true. I don’t know whether we have time to actually do it, but hypothetically speaking, moving forward for your own country, what is the wish, particularly in regards to the country’s future in Europe?

Prime Minister Edi Rama: First of all, I have to say that I am not impatient at all. I used to be impatient a lot before starting the accession negotiations, because it looked very neurotic that they were telling us “we want to marry you, but we don’t want to talk to you.” Now that we are talking, we are fine. We will do our job, because after all, the whole process of the accession talks is not to convince the EU that we are fit for it, but it is about transforming our own country and the accession talks, in my view, are the most incredible know-how transfer on the state building process that human kind has ever created. Going back to the wish, and I don’t want to sound dark here, but I was listening to Dritan, from the sun and fund country, who mentioned something which is very important. There is a very natural and it should certainly be like that, because the EU is about values, it is about very important principles and this is what has created it as a peace project based on the very values and principles that Ukraine should be seen like a possible EU member state. But I wish this won’t be to the detriment of the Western Balkans. Otherwise, as Dritan was talking, I was looking and thinking: “Who should attack who in this panel in order to get the EU membership faster together with Ukraine. And Bulgaria can easily attack North Macedonia, Croatia can easily attack Serbia, Serbia can easily attack Kosovo, Bosnia can attack itself, no problem. In the meantime, I am sure that if we ask the Greeks to do us the favour, they will be pleased to attack us. Montenegro can play dead in the beach and this way can be all ready to join the train with Ukraine. This is the way I would sum it up.

I know it sounds a bit dark, but after this Russian plane story we are bit puzzled. Concluding in a different note, I don’t know whether you have heard about Russia having this negotiation to unify the time, since they have a nine-hour difference from one part of the country to the other, and the Russian Prime Minister went to Putin and told him: Mr. President, we have a problem. I sent my family on holidays and I called them to tell them “good night”, but it was already morning and they were on the beach. I called Olaf Scholz to congratulate him on his anniversary, but he said that his anniversary is tomorrow. I called Xi Jinping to wish him a Happy New Year, but I was told it is still the old year there. And Putin replies: Yes, it has happened to me too. I called Prigozhin to say “sorry for your loss”, but the plane had to take off yet.



I ova aktualna o Putleru na videu:
https://twitter.com/Tendar/status/1698409181387112602



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Poli
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Posted - 06/09/2023 : 12:01:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




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Poli
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Posted - 07/09/2023 : 16:45:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote








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lwood
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Posted - 10/09/2023 : 17:11:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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naker
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Posted - 12/09/2023 : 12:18:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send naker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Seme je jako.


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izivko
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Posted - 12/09/2023 : 14:04:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Na 5,55


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izivko
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Posted - 12/09/2023 : 14:05:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dobar je i ovaj o ratu u Ukrajini.


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Quebrasco
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Posted - 12/09/2023 : 22:04:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Quebrasco a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by izivko

Na 5,55





Nešto se publika slabo smije na ovo od 5:55... nekako "kiselo"...

Takav je skot bio Alan
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Quebrasco
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Posted - 12/09/2023 : 22:24:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Quebrasco a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Svemir" ima gadan smisao za ironiju...



https://dailycaller.com/2023/09/11/unvaccinated-novak-djokovic-moderna-shot-of-the-day-us-open-championship-tennis-espn/

Takav je skot bio Alan
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Poli
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Posted - 15/09/2023 : 13:32:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




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Poli
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Posted - 15/09/2023 : 15:55:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




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lwood
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Posted - 16/09/2023 : 14:08:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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Poli
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Posted - 19/09/2023 : 14:52:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Istina o vanzemaljcu:
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