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Opti
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 19:44:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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PSIHO- nekonvencionalan odnos vlasnika motela sa majkom stvara probleme grupi putnika.

WAR OF THE WORLDS: tom cruise bježi od smrtonosnih robota-kukaca iz svemira, koji se prehlade i umru.

TITANIC: puno ljudi ide brodom na veliko krstarenje, ali onda većina pogine.

MULHOLLAND DRIVE: Nitko ne zna o čemu se radi u ovom filmu. Tko tvrdi da zna, laže.

KING KONG: zaljubljeni majmun veličine jupitera siluje empire state building a avioni mu ne mogu ništa.

ALIEN VS PREDATOR: svemirske svinje isprovociraju svemirske guštere pa se posvađaju i počnu klat, prilikom čega nastrada i par zemaljskih ljudi.

ALIEN VS PREDATOR 2: obiteljska drama puna zapleta, romanse i slomljenih sraca.

FORREST GUMP: idiot nosi iste tenisice cijeli film.

PREŽIVJELI: grupa mladića na planini jede guzice svojih mrtvih kolega

LOLITA: bajka kako su i pedofili ljudi

ROPE: Dva "nadmoćna bića" ubiju kolegu, pa sve tragove turaju svojim gostima na nos i još se nadaju da ih nitko neće prozreti

PRLJAVI HARRY: Policajac koji ima problem s autoritetom ubija civile koji također imaju problem s autoritetom.

PAKLENA NARANČA- nasilnom psihopatu isperu mozak, ali on ostane nasilni psihopat.

POSLJEDNJI ŠKOTSKI KRALJ- mladi doktor jebe diktatorovu zenu i onda najebe.

BIT ĆE KRVI - Nesocijalizirani naftaš ne voli ljude, pa ni ljudi ne vole njega a krvi baš nekaj i nema.

DELIVERANCE- grupa turista otkriva lokalne obicaje.

REAR WINDOW - Tip promatra svoje susjede pa padne kroz prozor. Pouka: Nemojte gledati kroz prozor.

FIGHT CLUB - Zabranjeno je pričati o ovom filmu.

DA VINCIJEV KOD - lik otkriva razne stvari a neki ludonja ga pokusava ubit na kraju ludonju ubiju

HARRY POTTER(svi filmovi) - stari uskrsli ludak pokusava ubit nekog strkljavog malog sa cvikama ali nikad ne uspije

MATRIX - dokumentarac o plavim i crvenim tabletama

ISIJAVANJE - Jack Nicholson, njegova žena i sin proživljavaju zimske radosti sami u hotelu Boguizanogu.

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET - u vatri stradali Edward Poluškaroruki ne da djeci spavat.

ONE MISSED CALL-iako nije dokazano,siguran sam da su se zamjerili Sonnyu(onaj iz reklama za tele2) koji je odlučil poduzeti ekstremnije mjere

PUNISHER-bez obzira koja verzija filma,ubili mu ženu i djecu pa će im sada on jebat mater

INDEPENDENCE DAY - Zli vanzemaljci napadaju svijet (SAD) da bi ih unistio virus od 20 linija koda

VALTER BRANI SARAJEVO - valter brani sarajevo

GREMLINI: Jednostavna pravila, glupi amerikanci koji ih zaborave i puno malih skačućih vragova.

ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST - Jack Nicholson i ostali luđaci se zajebaju.

TEETH - Zubata vagina gricka zločeste penise!

CLOVERFIELD - Šaljivi kućni video gdje na kraju pobjednik ne dobiva 10000$ (i ne upoznaje Saget Boba) nego umire ugrizom velikog guštera!






WRONG TURN- pogrešno skrenuli u šumi pa ih ubijaju mutanti

HILLS HAVE EYES- pogrešno skrenuli u pustinji pa ih ubijaju mutanti

WRONG TURN 2- snimaju reallity show u šumi pa ih ubijaju mutanti

HILLS HAVE EYES 2- išli spasit ove od mutanta pa ih ubijaju mutanti

Edited by - manhunter on 07/06/2010 23:30:00

Renky
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 19:50:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Renky's Homepage  Send Renky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dva opisa su u dvi rečenice

"Zlocin je spomenuti reci "velikani" i "umetnost" u kontekstu sa Zagorom, veruj mi..." - Manhunter
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Opti
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 19:51:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hi hi hi

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!

Edited by - Opti on 17/04/2010 19:54:37
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drogsy
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 21:28:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drogsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Daj 'ajde,umirem

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Opti
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 21:32:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
pa daj i ti kojega

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Lord Vader89
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 21:34:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lord Vader89 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Opti

VALTER BRANI SARAJEVO - valter brani sarajevo



ovaj je pobedio, bez konkurencije

Potpis u dva reda, prema pravilniku:
Vader je, kao i uvek, u pravu. ; john connor ; 2022 A.D.
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drogsy
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 21:44:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drogsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Opti

pa daj i ti kojega




Pada mi na pamet Duh u mocvari - Neki manijak naopacke obuce kabanicu ,pa onda ide okolo po sumi i kolje zivotinje,a drugi misle da je duh.

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Opti
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 21:45:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
MARS ATTACKS - Jack Nicholson želi uništiti vanzemaljce, ali umjesto njega to napravi neka baba

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Opti
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 21:47:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
KAJMAK I MARMELADA - Špela mu nije htjela ostavit ključeve

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Opti
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 21:48:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by drogsy

quote:
Originally posted by Opti

pa daj i ti kojega




Pada mi na pamet Duh u mocvari - Neki manijak naopacke obuce kabanicu ,pa onda ide okolo po sumi i kolje zivotinje,a drugi misle da je duh.


ili:
DUH U MOČVARI : Neki debil stavi plahtu na sebe i plaši lokalne stare babe ali ga Ivo Gregurević raskrinka

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drogsy
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 21:58:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drogsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hulk - Neki tip pozeleni svaki put kad se naljuti.

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Opti
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 22:03:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
DR.STRANGELOVE - Padne atomska bomba a neki nacistički luđak u kolicima se veseli

2001 A SPACE ODDYSEY - jadna svinja

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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 22:19:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drogsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Indiana Jones 4 - Indy se s komunistima nateze oko nekog stakla koji ima oblik football lopte.

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drogsy
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 22:31:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drogsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Indiana Jones 1 - Indy se s nacistima nateze oko kutije u kojoj je pijesak.
Indiana Jones 2 - Indy se s hinduistima nateze oko nekoliko figurica koji imaju oblik krumpira
Indiana Jones 3 - i posljednji krizarski pohod gdje se nacisti i Indy natezu tko ce prvi do hrpe casica koje cuva neki lik u krizarskom odijelu.

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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 22:57:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Grujah. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/
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Opti
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 08:28:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Grujah.

http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/


partibrejker

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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 08:30:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit mlLandj3's Homepage  Send mlLandj3 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
BRAVEHEART: Kreteni dižu bune i ginu
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 10:55:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send vronski 2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
OOHHHH, AAHHHHH, PRC-ŠTRC!
Opis u jednoj rečenici najnovijeg filma Jenne Jameson i Roca Siffreddija!
;-))))))
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quote:
Originally posted by Grujah.

http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/



Moze i bolje (5 sekundi :-))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC14Yqt3MWY

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quote:
Originally posted by vronski 2

OOHHHH, AAHHHHH, PRC-ŠTRC!
Opis u jednoj rečenici najnovijeg filma Jenne Jameson i Roca Siffreddija!
;-))))))



Dajte nam Ralph Azhama;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 13:07:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drogsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sumrak - Hrpa emo vampira koji zele popiti krv neke djevojcice,ali im Edward neda.

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Sumrak saga mladi mjesec - Edward je Napustio Belu pa si je ova nasla novog decka .

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Dirty Harry:
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The Good The Bad and The Ugly:
aA-aA-aaaaaaaaaaa
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 13:13:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lord Vader89 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by cat claw

The Good The Bad and The Ugly:
aA-aA-aaaaaaaaaaa



to the good the bad and the ugly, ili The immigrant song

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Opti
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 14:32:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG - evo šta se desi kad ne plaćaš račune
RESERVOIR DOGS - evo šta se desi kad pljačkaš s neznancima
TRUMANOV SHOW - evo šta se desi kad misliš da imaš idiličan život
THEY LIVE - tip voli gledat predizborne plakate
RAISING ARIZONA - tip ukrade bebu pa ga lovi nabildani motorista
FOUR ROOMS - Tim Roth nađe leš u madracu pa zajebaje Tarantina
CLICK - tip kupi daljinski pa ga prodavač zajebe
AVATAR - Štrumpfovi meets Alisa u zemlji čudesa
FRIDAY THE 13TH - klinci kampiraju pa ih neki manijak ubija
RALJE - morski pas koji jede ljude

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