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dr strangelove
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USA
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Member since 26/12/2007

Posted - 11/03/2010 : 11:56:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit dr strangelove's Homepage  Send dr strangelove a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by King Warrior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3SzmfZ6F24


A baš sam se pitao kako bi izgledala borba japanskog maskiranog superjunaka a la power rangers i morske-zvijezde-Hitler!
It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely.
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Vjeko1980
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Posted - 11/03/2010 : 12:00:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Vjeko1980 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mrkli mrak. Jedna baba se vraća kući sama i bole je noge. Prečica je preko groblja ali ne smije sama od straha.

Vidi ona na ulazu u groblje mladog momka i djevojku. Upita ih može li s njima a oni joj kažu da može. Idu oni

tako, idu, kad momak pita babu:
- Babo, je li tebe strah kad ideš sama po groblju? -
- Da sinko, strah me je. Jako me je strah! -
A na to će djevojka:
- Da…….i nas je bilo dok smo bili živi! -

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Vjeko1980
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Posted - 12/03/2010 : 11:14:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Vjeko1980 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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sawitch
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Serbia
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Member since 17/11/2007

Posted - 12/03/2010 : 11:23:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sawitch a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hahaha.. Iskidao sam se..
Patricia hic mea totus mundus est
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Vjeko1980
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5649 Posts

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Posted - 12/03/2010 : 11:41:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Vjeko1980 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sawitch

hahaha.. Iskidao sam se..


I ja isto Poslao sam to na mail ekipi u firmi, svi se smijulje ko hijene Čak smo imali ujutro sastanak i kolega (koji i inače stalo baca fore) je odma ispucao za drugog kolegu da je "govordžija"
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sawitch
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Serbia
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Member since 17/11/2007

Posted - 12/03/2010 : 11:43:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sawitch a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Eno na FB-u odma'
Patricia hic mea totus mundus est
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Caleb
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Greece
16400 Posts

Member since 01/07/2008

Posted - 12/03/2010 : 13:42:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Caleb's Homepage  Send Caleb a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Preveo: Goran Krickovic, Tekst interpretirali: Ljubiša Bacic, Nada Blam, Miroslav Bijelic, Vlastimir Ðuza Stoiljkovic i Nikola Simic, Magnetoskop: Miroslav Nikolov, Ton majstor: Rihard Merc, Realizacija: Slavko Tatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkE5VYffiR0
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Poli
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Slovenia
38081 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 12/03/2010 : 13:49:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Chuck je slavio 70. ovu srijedu...

http://www.nochucknorris.com/
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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nemanja93
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Serbia
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Member since 06/03/2010

Posted - 12/03/2010 : 17:18:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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Vjeko1980
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Posted - 15/03/2010 : 08:03:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Vjeko1980 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Riječnik stranih riječi:


Austrija - žena koja se čudi strijama
aerobik -leteći bik
aloja - kreten koji sam sebe zove na telefon
barakuda - izgubljena Zagorka
Bermuda - medjveđa jaja
bezbolan - zabranjeno govoriti bosanskim naglaskom
bosti - imenovanje šefa
Bremen - Srbin
Burundi - žedni Zagorac
čizmica- mala mačka koja jede sir
donacija - sjediti u društvu nacista
fukara - seksualno ugrožena papiga
gorila - Los Angeles u plamenu
herpes - gospodin pas
Kabul - Dalmatinac koji liči na bika
kajdanke - Zagorac koji ne razumije njemački
karanfil - ljubitelj Gorana Karana
katran - mačka u bijegu
kreten- skupina od deset žaba
licemjer - estetski kirurg
Meksiko - reći nekome da je mekušac

mortadela - miješalica za beton (mort)
Nagasaki - egzibicionistica po imenu Saki
nebuloze - razočarani Zagorac
nemati - otac
obala - la i la
pesimističi - tanjanstveni zagorski psi
petak - ak ak ak ak ak
pigment - svinja s okusom mentola
poniženi - darovati supruzi malog konja
repatica - ptica koja repa
romantičar - pripadnik romskog naroda koji proučava antiku
Somalija - tisuću lisica
transparent - firma za prijevoz roditelja
trijumf - tri djevice
ustanova - silikonske usne
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dr strangelove
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USA
8866 Posts

Member since 26/12/2007

Posted - 15/03/2010 : 08:12:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit dr strangelove's Homepage  Send dr strangelove a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely.
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 15/03/2010 : 22:54:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ova je dobra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNVA32Q-Grk
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 15/03/2010 22:54:34
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drogsy
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
4741 Posts

Member since 27/12/2009

Posted - 15/03/2010 : 23:04:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drogsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Vjeko1980

Riječnik stranih riječi:


Austrija - žena koja se čudi strijama
aerobik -leteći bik
aloja - kreten koji sam sebe zove na telefon
barakuda - izgubljena Zagorka
Bermuda - medjveđa jaja
bezbolan - zabranjeno govoriti bosanskim naglaskom
bosti - imenovanje šefa
Bremen - Srbin
Burundi - žedni Zagorac
čizmica- mala mačka koja jede sir
donacija - sjediti u društvu nacista
fukara - seksualno ugrožena papiga
gorila - Los Angeles u plamenu
herpes - gospodin pas
Kabul - Dalmatinac koji liči na bika
kajdanke - Zagorac koji ne razumije njemački
karanfil - ljubitelj Gorana Karana
katran - mačka u bijegu
kreten- skupina od deset žaba
licemjer - estetski kirurg
Meksiko - reći nekome da je mekušac

mortadela - miješalica za beton (mort)
Nagasaki - egzibicionistica po imenu Saki
nebuloze - razočarani Zagorac
nemati - otac
obala - la i la
pesimističi - tanjanstveni zagorski psi
petak - ak ak ak ak ak
pigment - svinja s okusom mentola
poniženi - darovati supruzi malog konja
repatica - ptica koja repa
romantičar - pripadnik romskog naroda koji proučava antiku
Somalija - tisuću lisica
transparent - firma za prijevoz roditelja
trijumf - tri djevice
ustanova - silikonske usne
Go kneel and weep
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 17/03/2010 : 14:55:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Koji je crnogorski rekord u trčanju na 100 metara?
-68 metara.
Trljam ruke.
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Mac
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
576 Posts

Member since 28/09/2008

Posted - 17/03/2010 : 19:44:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mac a Private Message  Reply with Quote


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panzer
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Posted - 17/03/2010 : 20:57:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
najbolji akter za našeg fatigua: DaiMon Matt
najbolji vozač formule za našeg fatigua: DaiMon Hill
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

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Posted - 17/03/2010 : 21:36:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sjedi zeko sav jadan za šankom i pred njim krigla pive. Naiđe dabar i krene ga zajebavati. Zeko ne odgovara nego samo bulji u kriglu. Proba dabar prodati foru da zajebe zeca, uzme mu pivu i popije! Na to zeko tužnim glasom veli:
- Pa, u pičku materinu! Danas mi je stvarno jebeno loš dan! Ništa mi ne ide od ruke! Prvo probam pištoljem - nema metaka! Hoću se objesiti - pukne uže! Zadnjim parama kupim pivo, stavim otrov u njega... i nemožeš vjerovati, nestade mi ispred nosa!


Tri miša sjede za šankom i piju tekilu.
Prvi miš strusi tekilu, lupi šakom o šank i kaže:
- Ja sam toliko hrabar da svaki dan otkinem malo mišjeg otrova i žvačem ga, tek toliko da budem "fit".
Drugi miš ga pogleda, strusi dvije tekile, lupi šakom o šank i kaže: - Ja sam toliko hrabar da svaki dan odem do mišolovke,
dignem prečku i malo se bildam na njoj.
Treći ih miš pogleda, strusi tri tekile, lupi šakom o šank i krene prema vratima.
Dva miša ga u čudu gledaju. - Kuda ćeš ti?
- Idem j**** mačku.
Trljam ruke.
Edited by - Zlotvor on 17/03/2010 21:38:44
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Poli
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Slovenia
38081 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 19/03/2010 : 14:45:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ima li jos onog brkonje? Negdje na netu mozda?
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

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Posted - 19/03/2010 : 16:27:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dr strangelove


Pa ti pitaj za ljubavni savjet...
Trljam ruke.
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idado
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
4057 Posts

Member since 30/11/2004

Posted - 19/03/2010 : 16:29:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit idado's Homepage  Send idado a Private Message  Reply with Quote
evo brke:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Na-kurcu-te-nosam/311312305171?ref=mf

http://www.nakurcutenosam.com/
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 19/03/2010 : 18:55:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ma vidi stvarno.

Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 20/03/2010 : 17:33:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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Poli
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Slovenia
38081 Posts

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Posted - 20/03/2010 : 18:58:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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drogsy
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Croatia
4741 Posts

Member since 27/12/2009

Posted - 20/03/2010 : 21:04:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drogsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
E , bas mi je trebalo malo smijeha
Go kneel and weep
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idado
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
4057 Posts

Member since 30/11/2004

Posted - 20/03/2010 : 21:10:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit idado's Homepage  Send idado a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfeAi4G5_sk
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