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Pajtos
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Sierra Leone
4678 Posts

Member since 28/07/2008

Posted - 09/09/2010 : 16:53:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Pajtos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Procitao nedge deda da je hleb dobar za potenciju,pa se zaleti u pekaru:
-Molim vas pet kilograma 'leba!
Pekar:
-Ma,sta ce vam toliki hleb,pa stvrdnuce vam se!
-Onda 15 kila!
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cronos six
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Serbia
7916 Posts

Member since 09/09/2008

Posted - 09/09/2010 : 17:06:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send cronos six a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Pajtos

Procitao nedge deda da je hleb dobar za potenciju,pa se zaleti u pekaru:
-Molim vas pet kilograma 'leba!
Pekar:
-Ma,sta ce vam toliki hleb,pa stvrdnuce vam se!
-Onda 15 kila!

pajtose aman!
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cat claw
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5843 Posts

Member since 06/10/2007

Posted - 09/09/2010 : 21:42:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send cat claw a Private Message  Reply with Quote
FIREFOX WITH PLUG-INS
http://vukajlija.com/zabava/posteri/11845?ref=nf
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morrison
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Serbia
5142 Posts

Member since 29/01/2008

Posted - 11/09/2010 : 12:30:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send morrison a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Uciteljica malom Zemuncu:
-Kazi: 'na vrh brda vrba mrda'.
-Na vr' dabr bavr damr!
There ain't no grave gonna hold my body down.
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drogsy
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Croatia
4740 Posts

Member since 27/12/2009

Posted - 11/09/2010 : 15:44:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drogsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by YNWA




To su i na reklami pokazali
Ah, taj Sport1
Go kneel and weep
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Pajtos
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Sierra Leone
4678 Posts

Member since 28/07/2008

Posted - 11/09/2010 : 17:16:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Pajtos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pitali cigu sta ce biti kad poraste.
-Pa,ce bijem zenu,decu,tastu...

Kaze mali ciga ocu:
-Tate,trebaju mi tristo dinari!
-Verujem,sinko,verujem...

Ukrade neko ciganki jaknu sa tezge.Pita je ciga kasnije:
-A mori,po koju gu cenu prodade onuj koznu jaknu?
-Po nabavnu...
Edited by - Pajtos on 12/09/2010 09:00:18
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dessa
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Serbia
4353 Posts

Member since 19/11/2008

Posted - 12/09/2010 : 00:50:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dessa a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita mali ciga ćaleta:
- tato, oćemo da idemo ove godine na more?
- pa vidiš sine, 50% oćemo, 100% nećemo.
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paro
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Croatia
8582 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 12/09/2010 : 02:37:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hercegovac dolazi po lijek u apoteku i kaže:
- Daj meni jedan aspirin.....i ljudima što će popit.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Pajtos
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Sierra Leone
4678 Posts

Member since 28/07/2008

Posted - 12/09/2010 : 08:58:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Pajtos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zove plavusa muza i pocne da se zali:
-Dragi,popizdila sam!Kupila sam neku puzle slagalicu,svi delovi su tu,ali,evo celo popodne,nikako da sklopim sliku...!!
-Polako,draga...Kakva je slagalica?Sta je na slici?
-Pa,ima sliku kukuruza,ali nikako da slozim ceo klip...!!
-Draga...vrati kornifleks u kutiju...

Koja je slicnost izmedju novcanika i luka?
-Kad ih otvoris odma' ti se place...
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 12/09/2010 : 12:47:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pronađi svog unutarnjeg Norrisa

U novoj kampanji za američku Nacionalnu organizaciju za posjedovanje oružja Chuck Norris snimio je reklamu. U njoj se pojavljuje nekoliko likova različite dobi koji se nalaze na sastanku udruge vlasnika vatrenog oružja, a seminar se zove "Pronađi svog unutarnjeg Norrisa". Pred kraj upada Chuck razvaljujući vrata, a iza njega se diže prašina. Jednim potezom uspavljuje voditelja seminara i kaže: "Postoji samo jedan način da zaštitimo svoja prava: registrirajmo oružje. Chuck Norris odobrio je ovaj oglas", nakon čega šakom razbije kameru. (I. Ko.)

(Glas Istre, 10. IX. 2010.)
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Pajtos
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Sierra Leone
4678 Posts

Member since 28/07/2008

Posted - 13/09/2010 : 16:23:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Pajtos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zasto kojoti urlaju nocu usred pustinje?
-Zato sto po mrklom mraku pisaju uz kaktuse.

Dolazi prelepa devojka kod slikara(docE) da pozira kao model.Odjedamput cuje se zvono na vratima,a slikar sav uspanicen viknu:
-Jao,moja zena,brzo se svlaci!
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docA
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8104 Posts

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Posted - 13/09/2010 : 16:52:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Reply with Quote

Cek bre da i ja napisem neki vic

Kako se kaze prostitutka na latinskom?
-Persona non gratis.

Koja je razlika izmedju moralnog i oralnog?
-M se gubi negde u ustima.

Zasto Pirocanac gleda pornic unazad?
-Da vidi kako kurva vraca pare.
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Caleb
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Greece
16386 Posts

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Posted - 13/09/2010 : 20:52:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Caleb's Homepage  Send Caleb a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by docA


Zasto Pirocanac gleda pornic unazad?
-Da vidi kako kurva vraca pare.

Preveo: Goran Krickovic, Tekst interpretirali: Ljubiša Bacic, Nada Blam, Miroslav Bijelic, Vlastimir Ðuza Stoiljkovic i Nikola Simic, Magnetoskop: Miroslav Nikolov, Ton majstor: Rihard Merc, Realizacija: Slavko Tatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkE5VYffiR0
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docA
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8104 Posts

Member since 14/09/2008

Posted - 14/09/2010 : 14:08:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Reply with Quote
Kako se uteruje dug?
-Isto kao i kratak.

Koja devojka u prvom razredu OŠ ima najlepse telo? Plavusa, crnka ili smedja?
-Plavusa. Njoj je 18 godina.

Zasto cesto dodje do svadje dvojice pandura na ulici?
-Svadjaju se ko ce da bude u sredini.

Kako pandur sere?
-Izadji, necu ti nista!

Kako staviti cetiri zirafe u Juga?
-Ako ne izbacis slonove, vrlo tesko.
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Pajtos
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Sierra Leone
4678 Posts

Member since 28/07/2008

Posted - 14/09/2010 : 14:42:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Pajtos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Opa...
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drogsy
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
4740 Posts

Member since 27/12/2009

Posted - 14/09/2010 : 21:13:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drogsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zašto žene u prosjeku žive 8 godina dulje od muškaraca?
Zato što im Bog vraća vrijeme koje su proveli pri parkiranju.
Go kneel and weep
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 14/09/2010 : 22:03:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Javlja se Mujo u eter Radio Sarajeva i kaže: "Da vam kažem, hodam ja čaršijom, kad odjednom ugledam na podu novčanik."
Spiker: "Jesil’ ga podignuo?"
Mujo: "Da."
Spiker: "Jesil’ ga otvorio?"
Mujo: "Da."
Spiker: "Pa šta si vidio?"
Mujo kaže: "1000 maraka, 500 eura i lična karta.
Spiker: "Pa šta piše na ličnoj?"
Mujo: "Muharem."
Spiker: "I šta sad?"
Mujo: "Pa, ako može jedna pjesma za Muharema."
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acestroke
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USA
11652 Posts

Member since 16/04/2009

Posted - 14/09/2010 : 23:46:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote




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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

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Posted - 15/09/2010 : 08:34:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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acestroke
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USA
11652 Posts

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Posted - 15/09/2010 : 17:53:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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acestroke
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USA
11652 Posts

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Posted - 15/09/2010 : 22:00:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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split85
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Croatia
8249 Posts

Member since 25/01/2010

Posted - 15/09/2010 : 22:42:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by YNWA



sjajan pogodak
Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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Paka01
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Croatia
11446 Posts

Member since 14/02/2009

Posted - 15/09/2010 : 22:52:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Paka01 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Stoji isprid crkve mali crnac i plače. Vidi ga Isus, dođe do njega i pita ga:
- Momak, zašto plačeš?
- Ne puštaju me u crkvu jer sam crn!
- O, ne brini se zbog toga, mene ne puštaju već 2000 godina.



Nije daleko od istine
Would a new flood please finally come? A real rain and an assortment of plagues
And when all is said and done, even the Devil won't care enough to spit in the mud

https://www.last.fm/user/Pakaa
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split85
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Croatia
8249 Posts

Member since 25/01/2010

Posted - 15/09/2010 : 23:05:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paka01

Stoji isprid crkve mali crnac i plače. Vidi ga Isus, dođe do njega i pita ga:
- Momak, zašto plačeš?
- Ne puštaju me u crkvu jer sam crn!
- O, ne brini se zbog toga, mene ne puštaju već 2000 godina.



Nije daleko od istine

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acestroke
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USA
11652 Posts

Member since 16/04/2009

Posted - 15/09/2010 : 23:38:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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