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Poli
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Slovenia
38005 Posts

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Posted - 23/11/2010 : 22:14:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Pajtos
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Sierra Leone
4678 Posts

Member since 28/07/2008

Posted - 24/11/2010 : 11:10:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Pajtos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Upada muz u kucu i progundja besno:
-Izjeba me Inter za 100€!
-A mene Milan-dobaci mu zena.
-Daj da vidim listic...
-Nije mi dao nikakav listic...?

Hrabri dreser u cirkusu vadi penis i stavlja ga krokodilu medju celjusti.U publici aplauz.Dreser uze pivsku flasu i mlatnu krokodila po glavi.Zivotinja ni da mrdne.Aplauz.
-Videli ste,dragi prijatelji,krokodil je majstorski izdresiran!-viknu dreser.-Ima li dobrovoljaca u publici da proba?
Ustade plavusa:
-Ja bi' da probam,al' ako moze da me ne mlatite flasom?
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selanne
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
7655 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 24/11/2010 : 13:49:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Pajtos

Upada muz u kucu i progundja besno:
-Izjeba me Inter za 100€!
-A mene Milan-dobaci mu zena.
-Daj da vidim listic...
-Nije mi dao nikakav listic...?


E ovaj je genijalan!
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 25/11/2010 : 00:46:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Razgovara Bračanin Marko sa svojim prijateljem:
- Marko moj, ova sida je velika nevolja. Bojiš li se ti štogod? - pita prijatelj.
- A zašto bih se bojao - odgovara Marko - ja sam se sto posto zaštitija.
- A kako to?
- Pa lipo - odgovara Marko - kupija san kurton i stalno ga nosim.
- Po cili dan - pita prijatelj.
- Pa naravno - odgovara Marko - skinem ga samo kad pišam i kad jebem.


Osamdesetogodišnji supružnici slavili su obljetnicu svoje prve bračne noći u istom hotelu u kojemu su bili na dan svoga vjenčanja.
- Hajdemo ponoviti - reče suprug - sve kako je nekad bilo. Skinut ćemo se goli i onda potrčati jedan drugome u zagrljaj.
Tako su i napravili. Potrčali su jedan prema drugom i u toj strci suprug promaši svoju ženu i ispadne kroz prozor. Sav polomljen se uspije nekako dovući do hotelske recepcije.
- Molim vas, neoprezno sam pao kroz prozor. Pomozite mi, ne bih htio da me netko vidi ovako golog.
- Ne bojte se gospodine, nitko vas neće vidjeti. Svi su zauzeti. Baš sad neku staricu pokušavaju skinuti s kvake!
"Nothing lasts forever."
Edited by - Darth Ivan on 25/11/2010 00:47:54
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alen
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Croatia
4621 Posts

Member since 14/02/2005

Posted - 26/11/2010 : 13:44:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send alen a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pijanac se u tramvaju ispovraća na krzneni kaput neke žene.
Ona se preneražena izdere: 'Svinjo jedna odvratna, kako vas nije sram!'
A on će njoj: 'A kaj se ti dereš, pogledaj kak' ti izgledaš!'
itsyourworldyoucanchangeit
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 26/11/2010 : 15:29:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by alen

Pijanac se u tramvaju ispovraća na krzneni kaput neke žene.
Ona se preneražena izdere: 'Svinjo jedna odvratna, kako vas nije sram!'
A on će njoj: 'A kaj se ti dereš, pogledaj kak' ti izgledaš!'
"Nothing lasts forever."
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morrison
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Serbia
5142 Posts

Member since 29/01/2008

Posted - 26/11/2010 : 18:34:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send morrison a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by selanne

quote:
Originally posted by Pajtos

Upada muz u kucu i progundja besno:
-Izjeba me Inter za 100€!
-A mene Milan-dobaci mu zena.
-Daj da vidim listic...
-Nije mi dao nikakav listic...?


E ovaj je genijalan!


There ain't no grave gonna hold my body down.
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panzer
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12625 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 30/11/2010 : 10:28:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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andjelt
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Serbia
2217 Posts

Member since 28/07/2008

Posted - 02/12/2010 : 02:35:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send andjelt a Private Message  Reply with Quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IDYjlQxLQ8&feature=related

kakav je ovo kralj ... svih kraljeva do sad ... :)
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 02/12/2010 : 10:30:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQria_Y-Q24&feature
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 02/12/2010 10:30:23
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Opti
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Vatican City
4533 Posts

Member since 06/07/2009

Posted - 02/12/2010 : 11:58:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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selanne
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
7655 Posts

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Posted - 02/12/2010 : 13:02:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Opti


Znaš li odakle je ova slika???
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 02/12/2010 : 15:19:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Opti




kaj ti svašta nađeš
"Nothing lasts forever."
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7655 Posts

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Posted - 02/12/2010 : 15:26:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovo je iz Mostara, ovaj znak.
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 03/12/2010 : 20:57:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Za vrijeme boravka u Bosni dođe Angelina Jolie u pekaru i kaže:
- Ja ću sendvič, a bredu pitu!
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Lord Vader89
stripovi.com suradnik



France
9616 Posts

Member since 05/07/2007

Posted - 03/12/2010 : 21:55:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lord Vader89 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Potpis u dva reda, prema pravilniku:
Vader je, kao i uvek, u pravu. ; john connor ; 2022 A.D.
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supermark
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Croatia
29618 Posts

Member since 06/02/2007

Posted - 03/12/2010 : 22:43:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
evo vidite kakvim se sve prljavim trikovima služi sauron

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panzer
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12625 Posts

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Posted - 06/12/2010 : 09:12:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Tko ti je majka?"
"Majka Rusija."
"A Tko ti je otac?"
"Staljin."
"A šta bi ti voleo da budeš kad odrasteš?"
"Siroće."
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 06/12/2010 : 12:03:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by panzer

"Tko ti je majka?"
"Majka Rusija."
"A Tko ti je otac?"
"Staljin."
"A šta bi ti voleo da budeš kad odrasteš?"
"Siroće."
"Nothing lasts forever."
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 06/12/2010 : 16:39:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ulazi u avion advokat i smještaju ga na sjedalo pored Muje.
Odmjerava on Muju, misli prosta seljačina, hajde da se malo zabavi da ubije vrijeme.
Pita on Muju: - Hajde da malo ubijemo vrijeme, pa da igramo neku igru?
Mujo: - Ma, umoran sam...
Advokat: - Ajde ovako ja tebe pitam nešto, ako ne znas ti platiš meni 5 eura, a ako ja ne znam ja platim tebi 500 eura!
Mujo gleda: - Ajde!
Pita advokat: - Kolika je udaljenost od Zemlje do mjeseca?
Mujo vadi 5 eura: - Ne znam.
Advokat: - Pitaj ti mene?
Mujo: - Što ide uzbrdo s tri noge, a nizbrdo sa četiri?
Advokat misli... Otvara laptop, pa po Googlu, pa nazove par prijatelja... Nitko ne zna. Prošlo sat vremena, ništa nije našao, vadi on novčanicu od 500 eura i daje Muji. Mujo uzme pare i nastavi da spava.
Ovaj i dalje razmišlja... Napokon, ne moze vise izdržati i probudi Muju: - Pa dobro, sta ide uzbrdo s tri noge, a nizbrdo s četiri?
Mujo mu da 5 eura i veli: - Ne znam.
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Paka01
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
11446 Posts

Member since 14/02/2009

Posted - 06/12/2010 : 19:35:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Paka01 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dobar
Would a new flood please finally come? A real rain and an assortment of plagues
And when all is said and done, even the Devil won't care enough to spit in the mud

https://www.last.fm/user/Pakaa
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panzer
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12625 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 06/12/2010 : 20:14:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Vidimo se u Kairu.

Rommel
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 06/12/2010 20:16:08
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panzer
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12625 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 07/12/2010 : 10:09:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Uf, evo mene, momci ..." Godot pogleda levo, desno. "Pa ... a kamo su svi otišli?"
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 07/12/2010 10:14:27
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Poli
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Slovenia
38005 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 07/12/2010 : 13:13:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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DeeCay
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Croatia
21661 Posts

Member since 24/09/2002

Posted - 07/12/2010 : 13:45:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by supermark

evo vidite kakvim se sve prljavim trikovima služi sauron


ODlično!
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies; the man who never reads lives only one."
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