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Sneaksie Thiefsie
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Posted - 23/01/2011 : 20:30:05
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Krenuo Sutanovac na poslovni put, ali mu se razbole sofer i on odluci da krene sam. Sedne u Mercedes i krene, kad mu pukne guma, on uzme alat i poce da menja tocak. U tom trenutku nailazi Dinkic i pita ga:
- Sta to radis? - Pa nista, eto skidam tocak. - A ja cu radio!!!
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King Warrior
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Zagor12
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Croatia
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Posted - 24/01/2011 : 13:17:02
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quote: Originally posted by Mac
Chuck Norris je jednom udario Hulka svojim patentiranim kružnim udarcem. Od toga dana Hulk se skriva u močvari te je promijenio ime U Shrek
     
Chuck Norris se jednom borio protiv Wolverinea i on mu je odrezao lijevo jaje. Danas se to jaje zove Jupiter.
Odijelo ne čini čovjeka. Odijelo čini Chuck Norrisa. |
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti: http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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acestroke
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USA
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Zagor12
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Croatia
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Zagor12
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Croatia
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Opti
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Vatican City
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Stari borac
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Croatia
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Posted - 25/01/2011 : 22:43:56
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Križar koji se spremao u, naravno, križarski rat stavio je svojoj ženi pojas nevinosti, a ključ je povjerio najboljem prijatelju koji je u slučaju njegove smrti trebao ključ dati ženi...
Nije ni odjahao par kilometara kad ga dostigne prijatelj, galopirajući kao lud, i kaže: - "Dao si mi pogrešan ključ!"...
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Poli
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Slovenia
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 26/01/2011 : 09:58:21
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quote: Originally posted by Stari borac
Križar koji se spremao u, naravno, križarski rat stavio je svojoj ženi pojas nevinosti, a ključ je povjerio najboljem prijatelju koji je u slučaju njegove smrti trebao ključ dati ženi...
Nije ni odjahao par kilometara kad ga dostigne prijatelj, galopirajući kao lud, i kaže: - "Dao si mi pogrešan ključ!"...
 
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 27/01/2011 : 09:28:17
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Kako pali Yugo?
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. vvvvv. vvvv. Yehbehm tee mykoo
Ovo gore upisite u google translate, odaberite jezik iz slovenskog u engleskog te poslusajte snimat (tamo sa desne strane klik na Listen).     |
Anything is possible dec d uej Be the Change You Want to See
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Ultex_035
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Serbia
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Posted - 27/01/2011 : 12:07:12
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quote: Originally posted by Poli
Kako pali Yugo?
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. vvvvv. vvvv. Yehbehm tee mykoo
Ovo gore upisite u google translate, odaberite jezik iz slovenskog u engleskog te poslusajte snimat (tamo sa desne strane klik na Listen).    
Fora je epic,pre neki dan sam je cuo ali sa engleskog na engleski vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. vvvvv. vvvv. Yehbehm tee maiku |
"With great power comes great responsibility" |
Edited by - Ultex_035 on 27/01/2011 12:08:02 |
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 27/01/2011 : 12:17:16
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jedan šovinistički.
-šta radi kuja s modricom na oku? -sve šta joj kažeš

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You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace |
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Posted - 27/01/2011 : 13:32:03
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quote: Originally posted by Stari borac
Križar koji se spremao u, naravno, križarski rat stavio je svojoj ženi pojas nevinosti, a ključ je povjerio najboljem prijatelju koji je u slučaju njegove smrti trebao ključ dati ženi...
Nije ni odjahao par kilometara kad ga dostigne prijatelj, galopirajući kao lud, i kaže: - "Dao si mi pogrešan ključ!"...
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Opti
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Vatican City
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Posted - 27/01/2011 : 13:52:03
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A idite na Google Translate i stavite s hrvatskog na hrvatski. Onda upišite OTORINOLARINGOLOZI PROMATRAJU PETRA KAKO PETRU PLETE PETLJU i pritisnite Listen :D |
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!! |
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 27/01/2011 : 14:21:25
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quote: Originally posted by Opti
A idite na Google Translate i stavite s hrvatskog na hrvatski. Onda upišite OTORINOLARINGOLOZI PROMATRAJU PETRA KAKO PETRU PLETE PETLJU i pritisnite Listen :D
Nesto s Marsa?    |
Anything is possible dec d uej Be the Change You Want to See
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Zagor12
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Croatia
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Posted - 28/01/2011 : 01:46:42
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quote: Originally posted by Opti
A idite na Google Translate i stavite s hrvatskog na hrvatski. Onda upišite OTORINOLARINGOLOZI PROMATRAJU PETRA KAKO PETRU PLETE PETLJU i pritisnite Listen :D
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Risar_69
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 28/01/2011 : 15:08:38
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quote: Originally posted by mr murdoc
Život ima 4 djela:
1. Vjeruješ u djeda mraza
2. Nevjeruješ u djeda mraza
3. Ti si djed mraz
4. Izgledaš kao djed mraz
 
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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Posted - 28/01/2011 : 15:13:02
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Odlučili Mujo i Fata preko granice prošvercati tvora. Vidi Fata da carinici temeljito pregledavaju automobile i sva u panici kaže: - Mujo, što ćemo s tvorom? - Ajde ga brzo stavi u gaće - predloži Mujo. - Pa to ne mogu! Smrdi! - kaže Fata. - Ma nek krepa, beštija!
Koja je Crnogorcima najdraža životinja? Zmija. Leži, a ide! |
"Nothing lasts forever." |
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paro
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