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paro
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Croatia
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Posted - 26/09/2011 : 22:41:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 27/09/2011 : 08:23:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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paro
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Croatia
8582 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 27/09/2011 : 11:18:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 27/09/2011 : 16:22:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ovo s Konfucijem i majicom je genijalno!
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Mac
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
576 Posts

Member since 28/09/2008

Posted - 27/09/2011 : 18:05:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

Member since 23/08/2010

Posted - 27/09/2011 : 18:24:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mac



Ma daj!
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Posted - 28/09/2011 : 01:11:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
koja je poanta ovoga?
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Mac
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
576 Posts

Member since 28/09/2008

Posted - 28/09/2011 : 15:01:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Darth Ivan

koja je poanta ovoga?


pa...zajebancija...znas, stvari sa kojima ubijes par minuta...
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YNWA
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 28/09/2011 : 15:08:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send YNWA a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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YNWA
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 28/09/2011 : 15:09:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send YNWA a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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YNWA
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 28/09/2011 : 15:09:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send YNWA a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 29/09/2011 : 08:23:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Tekst preuzet iz izvještaja uličnog policajca:

"Išao sam trasom i promatrao. U visini grma začuo sam vanbračno seksualno šuškanje. Prišao sam i naredio: "Obustavi!".
Gornji subjekt mi je rekao: "Poljubi me u dupe!".
Dok sam ga privodio u stanicu, cijelo me vrijeme vrijeđao riječima: "Ne tuci me!"
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 29/09/2011 : 08:28:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Na satu seksualnog odgoja, učiteljica nacrta penis i pita učenike znaju li šta je to.
Mali Perica diže ruku i odgovara:
Znam, moj tata ima dva takva!
Učiteljica: Dva???
Perica: Da. Malog koristi kad piški, a velikog kad mami pere zube...
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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lwood
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Colombia
47141 Posts

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Posted - 29/09/2011 : 15:52:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://youtu.be/s7tbtekAJTs
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

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Posted - 29/09/2011 : 23:21:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jedna baka je na kasi velike samoposluge na redu za plaćanje. Iza nje u redu stoji jedna mlađa žena sa nestašnim sinom od 9 ili 10 godina. Sin stalno gura majčina kolica koja vec 5-6 puta udaraju baku po nogama. Baka se okrene malom i traži da je prestane udarati.

Kako mali nastavlja i dalje udarati, baka se okreće njegovoj majci i kaže: "Zar ne možete reći vašem sinu da me ne udara?"

A mlada gospođa odgovara: "Ne. Moja metoda odgoja dozvoljava mu slobodu da radi što god želi, sve dok do njegove svijesti ne dođe da to što radi drugima ne valja. Ta je metoda daleko efikasnija."

U redu iza dame sa djetetom stoji jedan mladić od nekih 19-20 godina, koji to sve pažljivo sluša, a u ruci drži staklenku džema crvenih ribizla.

Kad je dama završila svoje objašnjenje metode odgoja, on otvori poklopac staklenke i mirno istrese džem mladoj dami na glavu.

Sva bijesna, dama se okrene mladiću, a on hladnokrvno odgovara:"Znate gospođo, ja sam odgajan u slobodi na isti način kao vaš sin. I evo, vidite rezultat."

Starica se veselo okrene blagajnici i kaže: "Molim vas stavite staklenku džema na moj račun."
Trljam ruke.
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

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Posted - 29/09/2011 : 23:34:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 30/09/2011 : 01:20:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mujo u bazenu uči svog sina Mujicu kako se pliva.
- Maši rukama i nogama, Mujice, maši, maši, maši, maši, maši...eh, jebiga...
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 30/09/2011 : 10:05:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mujo: Fato je l' znaš da žena dnevno izgovori 32.000 riječi, a
muškarac 16.000, upola manje.
Fata: To je zato što vam sve moramo dva puta objasniti!
Mujo: A?
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 30/09/2011 : 12:59:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 30/09/2011 13:03:16
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 30/09/2011 : 13:04:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote






Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 30/09/2011 13:10:23
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Poli
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Slovenia
38022 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 30/09/2011 : 13:52:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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King Warrior
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Posted - 30/09/2011 : 14:28:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 30/09/2011 : 18:30:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pogleda san ovo 100 X i još se smijen!
Trljam ruke.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 30/09/2011 : 18:39:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
i ja isto hahaha
al i ovo s pismom je legendarno!
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 30/09/2011 : 18:48:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A Vukašina i dalje traže...
Trljam ruke.
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