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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8582 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 26/09/2011 : 22:41:19
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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mr murdoc
Advanced Member
Switzerland
14557 Posts
Member since 02/01/2006 |
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8582 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 27/09/2011 : 11:18:01
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Darth Ivan
Advanced Member
Croatia
7978 Posts
Member since 21/03/2010 |
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Mac
Average Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
576 Posts
Member since 28/09/2008 |
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Zagor12
Advanced Member
Croatia
6763 Posts
Member since 23/08/2010 |
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Darth Ivan
Advanced Member
Croatia
7978 Posts
Member since 21/03/2010 |
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Mac
Average Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
576 Posts
Member since 28/09/2008 |
Posted - 28/09/2011 : 15:01:52
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quote: Originally posted by Darth Ivan
koja je poanta ovoga?
pa...zajebancija...znas, stvari sa kojima ubijes par minuta... |
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YNWA
Average Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
903 Posts
Member since 17/10/2002 |
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YNWA
Average Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
903 Posts
Member since 17/10/2002 |
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YNWA
Average Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
903 Posts
Member since 17/10/2002 |
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mr murdoc
Advanced Member
Switzerland
14557 Posts
Member since 02/01/2006 |
Posted - 29/09/2011 : 08:23:04
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Tekst preuzet iz izvještaja uličnog policajca:
"Išao sam trasom i promatrao. U visini grma začuo sam vanbračno seksualno šuškanje. Prišao sam i naredio: "Obustavi!". Gornji subjekt mi je rekao: "Poljubi me u dupe!". Dok sam ga privodio u stanicu, cijelo me vrijeme vrijeđao riječima: "Ne tuci me!" |
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde |
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mr murdoc
Advanced Member
Switzerland
14557 Posts
Member since 02/01/2006 |
Posted - 29/09/2011 : 08:28:03
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Na satu seksualnog odgoja, učiteljica nacrta penis i pita učenike znaju li šta je to. Mali Perica diže ruku i odgovara: Znam, moj tata ima dva takva! Učiteljica: Dva??? Perica: Da. Malog koristi kad piški, a velikog kad mami pere zube... |
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47141 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 29/09/2011 : 15:52:43
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http://youtu.be/s7tbtekAJTs |
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni. Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu |
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Zlotvor
Advanced Member
7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
Posted - 29/09/2011 : 23:21:46
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Jedna baka je na kasi velike samoposluge na redu za plaćanje. Iza nje u redu stoji jedna mlađa žena sa nestašnim sinom od 9 ili 10 godina. Sin stalno gura majčina kolica koja vec 5-6 puta udaraju baku po nogama. Baka se okrene malom i traži da je prestane udarati.
Kako mali nastavlja i dalje udarati, baka se okreće njegovoj majci i kaže: "Zar ne možete reći vašem sinu da me ne udara?"
A mlada gospođa odgovara: "Ne. Moja metoda odgoja dozvoljava mu slobodu da radi što god želi, sve dok do njegove svijesti ne dođe da to što radi drugima ne valja. Ta je metoda daleko efikasnija."
U redu iza dame sa djetetom stoji jedan mladić od nekih 19-20 godina, koji to sve pažljivo sluša, a u ruci drži staklenku džema crvenih ribizla.
Kad je dama završila svoje objašnjenje metode odgoja, on otvori poklopac staklenke i mirno istrese džem mladoj dami na glavu.
Sva bijesna, dama se okrene mladiću, a on hladnokrvno odgovara:"Znate gospođo, ja sam odgajan u slobodi na isti način kao vaš sin. I evo, vidite rezultat."
Starica se veselo okrene blagajnici i kaže: "Molim vas stavite staklenku džema na moj račun."
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Trljam ruke. |
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Zlotvor
Advanced Member
7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
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Darth Ivan
Advanced Member
Croatia
7978 Posts
Member since 21/03/2010 |
Posted - 30/09/2011 : 01:20:04
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Mujo u bazenu uči svog sina Mujicu kako se pliva. - Maši rukama i nogama, Mujice, maši, maši, maši, maši, maši...eh, jebiga... |
"Nothing lasts forever." |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 30/09/2011 : 10:05:38
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Mujo: Fato je l' znaš da žena dnevno izgovori 32.000 riječi, a muškarac 16.000, upola manje. Fata: To je zato što vam sve moramo dva puta objasniti! Mujo: A? |
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38022 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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King Warrior
stripovi.com suradnik
22315 Posts
Member since 10/11/2007 |
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Zlotvor
Advanced Member
7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
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Darth Ivan
Advanced Member
Croatia
7978 Posts
Member since 21/03/2010 |
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Zlotvor
Advanced Member
7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
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