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elfak nish
Advanced Member



Serbia
5707 Posts

Member since 23/02/2009

Posted - 06/12/2011 : 19:35:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send elfak nish a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hahahaaaaaaa,umro sam od Vuce

Soundgarden - Halfway There
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW4Zsd1mhPI
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KRAS
Advanced Member



Slovenia
7797 Posts

Member since 18/05/2003

Posted - 07/12/2011 : 13:46:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dolazi mladić u apoteku.
• Pet kutija kondoma, molim.
• Hoćete li kesu? - upita apotekarka.
• Ne treba, devojka je stvarno lepa.
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KRAS
Advanced Member



Slovenia
7797 Posts

Member since 18/05/2003

Posted - 07/12/2011 : 13:48:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dolazi Zemunac na šišanje, pa kaže brici :

Znači, brate, sa strane mi jebi kevu, a gore me ispoštuj.
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Risar_69
Advanced Member



Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 07/12/2011 : 21:17:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zvone policajci Muji na vrata.
Mujo pita:"Ko je?"
Policajac:"Policija."
Mujo:... "Šta hoćete?"
Policajac:"Malo da popričamo."
Mujo:"Kol'ko vas ima?"
Policajac:"Dvojica."
Mujo:"Pa popričajte!"*

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*Došao Mujo iz Njemačke i tražio od Fate da mu skuha lonac pasulja.
Najeo se i cijelo popodne prdio kao stoka. Zasmrdeo celu kuću, a uveče
dolaze gosti.
Kaže on Fati:
Imam ja u autu sprej sa mirisom borove šume, daj naprskaj kuću da se
ne oseća smrad.
Fata to učini, i miris se popravi.
Pristigoše gosti, sede, mezetaju i stalno njuškakju.
Mujo upita, na šta ih miris potseća.
Jedan odgovori "Kao da se neko usrao u borovoj šumi."*****

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*Nakon godinu dana braka žena kaže svom suprugu:
- Znaš, bila sam glupa kada sam se za tebe udala.
A muž će na to:
- Znam draga, ali bio sam zaljubljen i nisam primijetio...

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*Jednog dana na puničina vrata pokuca zet s kovčegom u ruci.
Punica ga upita:
- Što ti tu radiš?
- Posvađao sam se s vašom kćerkom!
- I ... ???
- Pa poslala me k vragu!!!*****

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*Slučajno se zatekli šef i radnik u isto vrijeme kod brice. Nakon što ih je obrijao brico pita:
- Želite li da vam namažem lice after shaveom?
Šef kaže: - Nemoj, ako budem mirisao na aftershave, žena će pomisliti da sam bio u kupleraju.
Kaže radnik:- Mene možeš, moja žena ne zna kako tamo miriše.* ****

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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 07/12/2011 21:25:38
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 07/12/2011 : 22:02:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote








Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 07/12/2011 22:10:58
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 08/12/2011 : 12:31:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 08/12/2011 : 16:12:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 08/12/2011 : 16:15:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 08/12/2011 : 16:18:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 08/12/2011 : 16:36:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood



zanimljivo da su najsmišnije stvari one koje krše pravila foruma.
baš smiješno
Molim bez zlih insinuacija
Hvala
Trljam ruke.
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d.r.p
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1598 Posts

Member since 09/08/2007

Posted - 08/12/2011 : 18:13:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send d.r.p a Private Message  Reply with Quote


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Cromwell
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Croatia
4512 Posts

Member since 10/09/2011

Posted - 08/12/2011 : 19:46:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Cromwell a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovakvi likovi su mi prejaki

Bok, kako si.
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IGMAN2
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2430 Posts

Member since 08/05/2003

Posted - 08/12/2011 : 20:51:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send IGMAN2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Što je to:
'Kuća, kuća, kuća'

Ekrem ostao bez posla
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 09/12/2011 : 02:11:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
DNEVNIK CITANJA:
Etika junaštva i deklišeizirani koreni u “Zagor prica...”
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panzer
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12804 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 09/12/2011 : 09:08:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zlotvor




Ili Sneguljica i sedam patuljaka ...
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 09/12/2011 : 10:02:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Johnny Difool
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Croatia
13988 Posts

Member since 21/02/2010

Posted - 09/12/2011 : 12:45:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Johnny Difool a Private Message  Reply with Quote
U knjižari Ljevak odabrana ekipa, u kojoj je i pjesnik Tomica Bajsić, uživa u lijepoj stranoj poeziji...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1IDvI-Kw3Y
Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite,
i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti...
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 09/12/2011 : 15:15:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8623 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 09/12/2011 : 15:21:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Umro sam skoro zbog Krune
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

Member since 23/08/2010

Posted - 09/12/2011 : 15:31:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kruno
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8623 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 09/12/2011 : 15:37:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zagore, ti si sam složio ovu sličicu?
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

Member since 23/08/2010

Posted - 09/12/2011 : 15:38:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Aha...
Dosadno mi bilo.
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7675 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 09/12/2011 : 15:50:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by paro


Umro sam skoro zbog Krune
I ja, umalo se nisam udavio. Nevjerojatna slika...
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Darth Ivan
Advanced Member



Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 09/12/2011 : 18:47:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mr murdoc
"Nothing lasts forever."
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alanford
Senior Member



Bosnia and Herzegovina
1169 Posts

Member since 31/03/2009

Posted - 10/12/2011 : 09:58:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send alanford a Yahoo! Message  Send alanford a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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