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Johnny Difool
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Croatia
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Posted - 24/01/2012 : 09:41:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Johnny Difool a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite,
i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti...
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

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Posted - 24/01/2012 : 12:59:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote










Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 24/01/2012 13:07:09
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zlikovski
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Croatia
1090 Posts

Member since 21/03/2008

Posted - 24/01/2012 : 15:03:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send zlikovski a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Koja je razlika izmedju supruge i devojke?
- 20kg.

Koja je razlika izmedju muža i momka?
- 45min.

Kako se zove kada muškarac govori ženi grozno i raskalašno?
- Seksualno uznemiravanje.

Kako se zove kada žena govori muškarcu grozno i raskalašno?
- 21,86 kn/min.

Kako se zove kada je žena paralizovana od struka naniže?
- Brak.

Koji je najbrži put do srca muškarca?
- Kroz grudi, oštrim nožem.

Zašto žene glume orgazam?
- Zato što muškarci glume predigru.

Koja je razlika izmedju novog muža i novog psa?
- Posle godinu dana, pas se i dalje obraduje kada te vidi.

Koja je razlika izmedju žene i teroriste?
- Sa teroristom se može pregovarati.

Šta su to "pomješane emocije"?
- Kada se vaša punica surva u provaliju vozeci vaš novi Mercedes.

Koje stvari narkomanu najcešce padaju na pamet?
- Fix ideje.

Da su Adam i Eva bili Kinezi, naša povijest bi bila sasvim drugacija.
- Ostavili bi jabuku da visi na grani, a pojeli bi zmiju.

Iza svake dobre djevojke ili žene stoji muškarac i gleda njeno dupe. *MUDRI*

Što je zajednicko za Mileta Kitica i Novaka Ðokovica?
- Prezime.

Ako je žena imenica, onda je ljubavnica zamjenica.

Zašto žene piju kavu dok razgovaraju?
- Da ne bi zaspale dok jedna prica.

Pita prijatelj prijatelja:
- Što bi bilo, kad bih ja spavao sa tvojom ženom?
- Bili bi kvit.
Grad - to ste vi.
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 24/01/2012 : 19:44:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Zagor-te-nay
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Croatia
2457 Posts

Member since 03/05/2006

Posted - 24/01/2012 : 22:34:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zagor-te-nay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
prebacujem ode topic,iz bunta, jer su mi ga zakljucali?
Majka Bonelli je pocetak...i kraj.
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 24/01/2012 : 22:42:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zagor-te-nay

prebacujem ode topic,iz bunta, jer su mi ga zakljucali?
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts

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Posted - 25/01/2012 : 00:19:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

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Posted - 25/01/2012 : 03:24:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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TO SAM JA!
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 25/01/2012 03:25:04
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

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Posted - 25/01/2012 : 10:21:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote



Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

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Posted - 25/01/2012 : 10:23:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mujo ide na posao i ugleda Hasu na vrhu nebodera.
- Što to radiš, bolan Haso?
- Ma pogodio me snajperist u muda, morali su mi doktori sve odstraniti. Odlučio sam se ubiti.
- Jes, imaš pravo, nema smisla tako živjeti. Zbogom Haso, jarane stari.
Mujo produži na posao iako mu je žao Hase, ali što ćeš, život je okrutan. Navečer se vraća kući i ugleda Hasu kako još uvijek stoji na vrh nebodera.
- Haso, što radiš gore cijeli dan. Skoči već jednom.
- Skočio bih, ali nemam muda.


Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Zagor-te-nay
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Croatia
2457 Posts

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Posted - 25/01/2012 : 12:28:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zagor-te-nay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

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TO SAM JA!



I kako ti je čitat stripove na Ipadu2?
Majka Bonelli je pocetak...i kraj.
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 26/01/2012 : 01:56:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts

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Posted - 26/01/2012 : 02:09:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 26/01/2012 : 10:15:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3DHKni1mu8





http://www.wpix.com/videobeta/c7142d48-0ff9-44ba-8fac-701272b56097/News/East-Haven-Mayor-I-Might-Have-Tacos-For-Dinner
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
Edited by - Poli on 26/01/2012 10:15:51
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 26/01/2012 : 12:54:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nekoliko viceva o Muji:

Mujo sjedi u avionu kad mu pridje stjuardesa s ogromnim grudima:
'Gospodine, šta želite - čaj ili kafu?'
'A u kojoj je čaj?'


Učio Mujo malog Mujicu pecati. Pecali oni tako sat-dva, ali riba ni da trzne udicu, a kamoli da zagrize.
Mujica kaže: 'Babo, ajde skidaj crva, izgleda da se utopio...'

'
Napokon sam natjerala Muju da prestane gristi nokte', hvali se Fata prijateljici.
'Uh, bona, kako? Reci mi jer se ja mučim s Hasom!'
'Pa lijepo, natjerala sam ga da nosi cipele!'


Mujo u New Yorku izašao u fini disko klub.
Ugleda on zgodnu ženu pa joj pridje, pruži ruku i kaže: 'Mujo.'
Ona: 'Jessy.'
Mujo: 'Tu sam, ali kako ti je ime?'


Mujo napravio belaj i doveli ga na sud.
'Pa, šta vas je dovelo ovdje?', pita sudac.
'Dva policajca!'


Ozenio se Mujo i posle 3 meseca dobije sina.
Gleda on sumnjivo Fatu pa kaze:- Majku ti tvoju, kako dete posle 3 meseca braka?
-Pa je l' ima 3 meseca kako sam se udala?-pita Fata.
-Ima.
-Pa je l' ima 3 meseca kako si se ozenio?
-Ima.
-Pa je l' ima 3 meseca kako nosim?
-Ima.
-Pa koliko je tri puta tri?
-Pa 9... odo' ja u kafanu da castim!

Moc ženskog ubedjivanja ne treba potcenjivati nikada :)


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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 26/01/2012 12:56:52
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 26/01/2012 : 12:56:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zagor-te-nay

quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

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TO SAM JA!



I kako ti je čitat stripove na Ipadu2?


odlično, osim slika samo tekstovi
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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KRAS
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Slovenia
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Posted - 26/01/2012 : 16:47:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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KRAS
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Slovenia
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Posted - 26/01/2012 : 16:53:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 26/01/2012 : 21:17:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 27/01/2012 : 14:32:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ta danasnja mladez...





Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

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Posted - 27/01/2012 : 14:47:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Tukla žena muža, i on se sakrije ispod stola.
Žena: Izlazi odatle, pička li ti materina, ima da te ubijem!
Muž: Ja sam gazda ove kuće i biću gdje ja hoću!!
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

Member since 23/08/2010

Posted - 27/01/2012 : 15:17:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KRAS



Ovo treba u Otišli smo u 3pm.
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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cat claw
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Posted - 27/01/2012 : 15:21:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send cat claw a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovo treba u nježnik krasni.
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 27/01/2012 : 19:19:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote













































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Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
Edited by - Poli on 27/01/2012 20:50:10
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Zagor12
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Croatia
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Posted - 29/01/2012 : 20:20:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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