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lwood
Advanced Member



Colombia
47575 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 01/02/2012 : 21:49:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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mladjo
Advanced Member



Croatia
20013 Posts

Member since 15/04/2007

Posted - 02/02/2012 : 01:08:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
711 Posts

Member since 14/09/2007

Posted - 02/02/2012 : 01:52:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lucy Liu an AOL message  Send Lucy Liu an ICQ Message  Send Lucy Liu a Yahoo! Message  Send Lucy Liu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Amerika je i dalje najbolja država na svijetu...

Ali samo zato što ostale države propadaju brže nego ona!
My username was a mistake.
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panzer
Advanced Member

12786 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 02/02/2012 : 09:09:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.slothster.com/2352-Cat-On-Boat-Plays-With-Dolphins.html
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
Advanced Member

12786 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 02/02/2012 : 11:47:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://cdn.walyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/celebrities-web-browsers-walyou.png
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
29658 Posts

Member since 06/02/2007

Posted - 02/02/2012 : 11:53:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
swatovi i password,
odlicno!
:)
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YNWA
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
903 Posts

Member since 17/10/2002

Posted - 02/02/2012 : 13:07:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send YNWA a Private Message  Reply with Quote


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Poli
Advanced Member



Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 02/02/2012 : 18:57:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

Member since 15/04/2007

Posted - 02/02/2012 : 19:04:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.index.hr/xmag/clanak/video--kralj-dijaspore-mate-bulic-nisam-cuo-za-depeche-mode-zadnjih-mjesec-dana-nisam-u-toku/597069.aspx

Nije u toku zadnjih 30 godina.
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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lwood
Advanced Member



Colombia
47575 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 02/02/2012 : 20:31:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mladjo

http://www.index.hr/xmag/clanak/video--kralj-dijaspore-mate-bulic-nisam-cuo-za-depeche-mode-zadnjih-mjesec-dana-nisam-u-toku/597069.aspx

Nije u toku zadnjih 30 godina.


nije on nikad ni bia u toku
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 03/02/2012 : 00:27:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
LOL ovo s SWAT-ovima i ispitom iz povijesti je legendarno!
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 03/02/2012 : 00:29:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 03/02/2012 : 07:44:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Šulja se Mujo mrtav pijan po kuči i vidi Fatu kako spava. Taman otvori vrata sobe do kraja da udje i lupi se vratima po čelu i počne malo krvarit. Ode on u kopatilo pogleda se u ogledala, stavi flaster i udje lagano u krevet sav sretan što ga Fata nije čula.

Ujutro ga probudi Fata:
- ''Diži se pijanico jedna, opet si kuči došo pijan ko letva!!!''

- ''Ma nisam Fato, ko ti kaže?'', začudio se kako ona zna.

- ''Ne laži, pička ti materina, krvariš na čelu a flaster si zalijepio na ogledalo, pijanico blentava!''
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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YNWA
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
903 Posts

Member since 17/10/2002

Posted - 03/02/2012 : 10:09:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send YNWA a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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panzer
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12786 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 03/02/2012 : 10:26:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Imrahil
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Serbia
13527 Posts

Member since 21/08/2005

Posted - 03/02/2012 : 10:27:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Imrahil a Yahoo! Message  Send Imrahil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Maus tried desperately
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8622 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 03/02/2012 : 11:20:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Maus- he would give an honest effort..
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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mavra
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439 Posts

Member since 13/01/2011

Posted - 03/02/2012 : 12:00:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mavra a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ulazi deda kod unuka u sobu i zatice ga kako igra igrice i pocne da mu zvoca
-Dete drago samo te gledam kako visis po ceo dan za tom spravom, nista pametno ne radis, prolaze ti godine badava... U tvojim godinama, moje drustvo i ja odemo u Trst, udjemo u kupleraj, napijemo se kao svinje, izjebemo kurve, prebijemo konobare, ispisamo se po sanku i odemo i nista ne platimo.

Klinac pocne da razmislja kako to uopste nije losa ideja i odluci da i on skupi ekipu i ode u Trst. Posle par dana, mali se vraca sa polomljene obe ruke, polomljenim rebrima i naduvenom glavom od batina. Deda se zgrozi i pita ga
-Je li bre idiote, pa sta se desilo?

-Pa nista deko, mi te poslusali i otisli u Trst, usli u kupleraj, napili se, izjebali kurve, uhvatili da bijemo konobare, kada u tom trenutku izletese njh sestorica iz obezbedjenja i ubise nas od batina. Jedva smo zivu glavu izvukli

-Pa dobro bre, sa kim si ti isao u Trst?

-Pa isli smo nas petorica iz odeljenja iz gimnazije, sto, sa kim si ti isao?

-Pa sa PARTIZANIMA majmune
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mavra
Junior Member



439 Posts

Member since 13/01/2011

Posted - 03/02/2012 : 15:25:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mavra a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Koje jelo kod zena ubija zelju za oralnim seksom?
Svadbena torta
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Darth Ivan
Advanced Member



Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 03/02/2012 : 18:03:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Maus se očajno trudio XD
"Nothing lasts forever."
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King Warrior
stripovi.com suradnik



22368 Posts

Member since 10/11/2007

Posted - 03/02/2012 : 19:38:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 03/02/2012 : 19:39:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by King Warrior
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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nemanja93
Senior Member



Serbia
2439 Posts

Member since 06/03/2010

Posted - 03/02/2012 : 19:58:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mujo:Draga, jesil' mozda promenila lozinku na kompjuteru??
Fata:Jesam! !
Mujo:Pa, de mi reci, koja je??
Fata:Datum kad smo se upoznali! !
Mujo:(Tiho). .kurvo . .! !

Dođe otac u kupatilo i zatekne sina kako se šminka, i onako sav zbunjen se razdere:
- Sine pa ti si peder!?
A sin mu odgovara:
- Ne tata, ja sam princeza!

Zove zena muza i dere se:
- Gde si ti, idiote?!
Muz:
- Draga, znas onu zlataru gde si se zaljubila u onu ogrlicu, za koju sam rekao da ce jednom biti tvoja?
Zena:
- Daaaaa!
Muz:
- E, ja sam u kafani preko puta.
Ovaj je najjaci!
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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lwood
Advanced Member



Colombia
47575 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 04/02/2012 : 03:14:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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lwood
Advanced Member



Colombia
47575 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 04/02/2012 : 03:16:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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