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Poli
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panzer
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 Posted - 13/02/2012 : 11:23:00
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Map of Linux:
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Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
Edited by - panzer on 13/02/2012 11:46:31 |
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Markos
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Croatia
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lwood
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Colombia
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lwood
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lwood
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lwood
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lwood
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lwood
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Colombia
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lwood
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts
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bjelolasica
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
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alen
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Croatia
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bjelolasica
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Croatia
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 14/02/2012 : 15:00:48
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quote:
Originally posted by bjelolasica
quote:
Originally posted by alen
Tu ono "jebem te dinamo" dobiva potpuni smisao.
 Potpuno si u pravu. Čekam odgovor hajduka.
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Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Paka01
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
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Posted - 14/02/2012 : 15:06:50
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Originally posted by Risar_69
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Originally posted by lwood
Majko isusova |
Would a new flood please finally come? A real rain and an assortment of plagues
And when all is said and done, even the Devil won't care enough to spit in the mud
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bjelolasica
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
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kerber
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Fyro Macedonia
1723 Posts
Member since 22/03/2006 |
Posted - 15/02/2012 : 01:32:16
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Uhvatili Nijemci Muju u partizanskoj uniformi i krenuli ga ispitivati.
‘Tko si ti? Tko ti je komandant? Gdje ti je brigada?’
Mujo uporno šuti. Mučili su ga, rebra mu lomili, a Mujo ili šuti ili govori da ne zna. Na kraju ga bace u ćeliju i kažu mu da ima samo jednu noć na raspolaganju da sve prizna.
Kad je ostao sam, počne lupati glavom o zid: ‘Sjeti se budalo, sjeti se, život ćeš izgubit
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kerber
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Fyro Macedonia
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Posted - 15/02/2012 : 01:57:35
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Pričaju dvojica prijatelja:
‘Kako si?’
‘Ma, grozno! Prije tri tjedna djed mi je ostavio u nasljedstvo dva milijuna eura. Tjedan dana poslije umrla mi teta koju sam jako volio i ostavila mi vilu u Švicarskoj. Prošlog tjedna ode i baka koja mi je ostavila svu svoju imovinu. A ovaj tjedan – ništa pa ništa!’
Fata peče jaja Muji za doručak, kad odjednom Mujo uleti u kuhinju i počne vikati:
‘Pazi! Pazi! Stavi još malo ulja! Oh, Bože! Pečeš ih previše istovremeno. Previše! Okreni ih! Sad ih okreni! Treba još ulja. Joj! Gdje ćemo naći još ulja? Zalijepit će se ! Pazi… Pazi! Rekao sam ti – pazi! Nikad me ne slušaš dok kuhaš! Nikad! Okreni ih! Požuri! Jesi li luda? Jesi li totalno poludjela? Ne zaboravi ih posoliti. Znaš, uvijek ih zaboraviš posoliti. Posoli! Posoli! Posoli!’
Fata ga zaprepašteno gleda i upita: ‘Mujo, što je tebi? Misliš da ne znam ispeći par jaja?’
Mujo mirno odgovori: ‘Ne, samo sam ti htio pokazati kako je meni dok vozim.’
Gost dolazi u kuću proizvođača prezervativa, a u kući dječja vriska i cika. Krene prebrojavati i nabroji u njoj čak 15 djece.
‘Zar su sve ovo vaša djeca?’, upita gost.
‘Jesu.’
‘Pa, za jednog vlasnika tvornice prezervativa to baš i nije neka reklama.’
‘To i nije reklama – to su reklamacije.’
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kerber
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Fyro Macedonia
1723 Posts
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Posted - 15/02/2012 : 02:47:30
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Mujo: ‘Doktore, pomozite! Zaljubio sam se u konja!’
Doktor: ‘U konja ili u kobilu?’
Mujo: ‘Pa, u kobilu, naravno! Zar vam ja izgledam nastrano?’
Vozi se Mujo autocestom kroz Njemačku i čuje na radiju vijest: ‘Budala na autocesti vozi u krivom smjeru’.
A Mujo komentira: ‘Da je barem samo jedna. Ima ih na tisuće!’
Pita Mujo Hasu: ‘Zašto uvijek sjediš na prozoru dok tvoja žena pjeva?’
Haso: ‘Da ne pomisle ljudi da je tučem!’
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Mali_Mate
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Croatia
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VICEVI !!!
