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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 17/04/2012 : 09:46:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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majmuni
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 17/04/2012 09:46:42
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Poli
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Slovenia
38020 Posts

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Posted - 17/04/2012 : 11:18:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

nazalost nije vic
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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split85
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Croatia
8250 Posts

Member since 25/01/2010

Posted - 17/04/2012 : 17:35:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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Garak
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 17/04/2012 : 18:02:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Garak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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mladjo
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Croatia
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Posted - 18/04/2012 : 01:51:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jedan aktuelni - najnovija biciklistička staza u Zagrebu
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 18/04/2012 : 14:44:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote






Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 18/04/2012 14:48:24
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 18/04/2012 : 14:50:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 18/04/2012 14:51:49
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King Warrior
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Posted - 18/04/2012 : 16:47:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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zlikovski
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Croatia
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Member since 21/03/2008

Posted - 19/04/2012 : 12:41:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send zlikovski a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dok je majka kuhala ručak začuje sinčića koji se u dnevnoj sobi igra s
novim električnim vlakićem i govori:

- "Brže kreteni, brže! Svi vi jebivjetri koji želite izaći, izvucite brzo
svoje guzice van, jer ovo je zadnja stanica! A vi šupci, koji se želite
ukrcati, ukrcajte se u ovaj jebeni vlak odmah, jer istog trena polazimo!"

Majka bijesno uleti u dnevnu sobu i kaže sinu:
...
- "Da te nikad više nisam čula da koristiš takve izraze u ovoj kući! Sad
ćeš lijepo otići u svoju sobu i tamo ćeš ostati u kazni dva sata, a s novim
vlakićem ćeš se opet igrati samo ako obećaš da nikad više nećeš govoriti
takve proste riječi!"

Dva sata kasnije, dječak izađe iz svoje sobe i nastavi se igrati.

Nakon nekog vremena majka ga čuje kako govori:

- "Poštovani putnici, stigli smo do naše zadnje stanice. Nadamo se da ćete
ponovo putovati s nama. Cijenjene putnike koji se ukrcavaju molimo da
smjeste svoju ručnu prtljagu u predviđeni prostor ispod sjedišta. Još
jednom vas molimo da se suzdržite od pušenja i želimo vam ugodno
putovanje."

Majka, sva sretna, nastavi pripremati ručak, a mali nastavi:

- "A, vi koji ste popizdili zbog kašnjenja od čak dva usrana sata, obratite
se za reklamacije nadrkanoj debeloj vještici u kuhinji."
Grad - to ste vi.
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Poli
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Slovenia
38020 Posts

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Posted - 19/04/2012 : 13:09:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 19/04/2012 : 14:17:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ha ha, a sta je ovo?




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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

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Posted - 19/04/2012 : 14:53:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ulazi Mujo u kafanu s puškom u ruci.
- Ko je mi je Fatu pojebo?
S kraja kafane začuje se glas:
- Nemaš ti toliko metaka, jarane...
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bosancicigor
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Croatia
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Posted - 19/04/2012 : 18:27:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bosancicigor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Službeni dopis načelnika Općine Primošten općinskom sudu u Šibeniku.
Ne znam bi li se smijao ili plakao:

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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 19/04/2012 : 21:53:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tutta

covik kaze sta misli. stipe petrina FOR PRESIDENT!!!


Petrina je legenda,šteta da nije uspia uč u sabor
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 19/04/2012 : 21:56:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
@ Tutta

http://youtu.be/Cyk3PoqQp_k
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 20/04/2012 : 13:57:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Nova kartica zdravstvenog osiguranja, prima se u svim klinikama i zdrav.domovima.
Zašto bi tratili vreme u čekaonici.
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 20/04/2012 13:59:35
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8582 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 20/04/2012 : 15:08:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 20/04/2012 : 19:38:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 22/04/2012 : 17:12:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 22/04/2012 : 17:17:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote


i jedan crni
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zlikovski
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Croatia
1090 Posts

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Posted - 23/04/2012 : 15:00:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send zlikovski a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dođe udovica k sv. Petru i pita može li vidjeti svog pokojnog muža.
Kaže sv. Petar: "Bez daljnjega!", uzme jednu knjigu i počne tražiti.
Zatvori i kaže: "E među anđelima nije"!
Onda traži u drugoj pa kaže: "Nije ni u čistilištu! Nema ga!"
Uzme još jednu knjigu, traži, pa će:
"Nije ni među onima proglašenim blaženim ili svetima!"
Najednom se prisjeti i upita udovicu: "Koliko ste dugo bili u braku?"
Udovica: "Pa nekih 50 god!"
Na to će sv. Petar uzimajući novu knjigu:
"Pa što ne kažete da je među mučenicima?!"
Grad - to ste vi.
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Poli
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Slovenia
38020 Posts

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Posted - 23/04/2012 : 20:59:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Dobra stranica... i jedan primjerak.
Anything is possible dec d uej
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 24/04/2012 : 00:23:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
- Where are you from?
- Slovenia.
- Slovakia?
- No, no, Slovenia... you know.. the Postojna cave, Triglav, Skocjans
caves, Presheren, Dragon bridge, wine ...
- Aaaa, Slovenia, Jansa, Virant, Patria?
- No, no... Slovakia. ;)
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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PijaniPatak
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Germany
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Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 24/04/2012 : 00:46:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote


DNEVNIK CITANJA:
Etika junaštva i deklišeizirani koreni u “Zagor prica...”
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bosancicigor
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Croatia
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