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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 22/10/2012 : 22:38:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
- Kako se na hrvatskom zovu hemoroidi?
- Ruža vjetrova.
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zlikovski
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Croatia
1090 Posts

Member since 21/03/2008

Posted - 23/10/2012 : 12:09:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send zlikovski a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stari borac

- Kako se na hrvatskom zovu hemoroidi?
- Ruža vjetrova.
Grad - to ste vi.
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Risar_69
Advanced Member



Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 23/10/2012 : 12:30:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ma, ova je stvarno samo za u krevet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgtsd9aMsZU
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 23/10/2012 12:31:12
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nemanja93
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Serbia
2439 Posts

Member since 06/03/2010

Posted - 23/10/2012 : 15:29:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote



Brat izdominirao!
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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King Warrior
stripovi.com suradnik



22315 Posts

Member since 10/11/2007

Posted - 23/10/2012 : 18:13:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
‎- Mama, tata, odlučio sam živjeti sam!
- Pa to je divno, sine!
- Koferi su vam ispred vrata.
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 24/10/2012 : 15:13:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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King Warrior
stripovi.com suradnik



22315 Posts

Member since 10/11/2007

Posted - 24/10/2012 : 18:43:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita unuk baku:
- Bako, jesi li vidjela one moje tabletice?
- Ma pusti sad sinko tabletice, jesi li ti vidio one zmajeve što lete po kuhinji?
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bosancicigor
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Croatia
866 Posts

Member since 15/08/2009

Posted - 24/10/2012 : 20:59:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bosancicigor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
deset doktorskih zapovjedi....



http://www.dalmacijanews.com/Hrvatska/View/tabid/77/ID/102221/Deset-zapovijedi-podijelilo-pacijente-na-Blatinama-FOTO.aspx

Edited by - bosancicigor on 24/10/2012 20:59:39
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

Member since 15/04/2007

Posted - 24/10/2012 : 22:49:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Unuk: Bako,ja pušim.
Baba: Neka pušiš.
Unuk: Bako,ja pijem.
Baba: Neka piješ.
Unuk: Baba ja se drogiram.
Baba: Neka se drogiraš.
Unuk: Bako,ja nista nisam jeo.
Baba: ŠTA!?!? NIŠTA NISI JEO??????
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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Tutta
Advanced Member



Germany
32401 Posts

Member since 19/02/2010

Posted - 24/10/2012 : 23:49:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Tutta a Private Message  Reply with Quote
+IN HOC SIGNO VINCES+
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andjusticeforall
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Croatia
3077 Posts

Member since 09/12/2009

Posted - 25/10/2012 : 16:22:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send andjusticeforall a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ide zec šumom i naiđe na gladnog risa.

I ris će zecu:

"Saću te pojest zeče!"

Zeć će na to:

"Ne rise, ne rise!"

A ris će:

"NEREMSE!"
https://hrvatskiautorskistrip.blogspot.com/
Edited by - andjusticeforall on 25/10/2012 16:23:02
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perque
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Serbia
724 Posts

Member since 28/09/2009

Posted - 25/10/2012 : 17:36:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send perque a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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Risar_69
Advanced Member



Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 26/10/2012 : 07:25:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7655 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 26/10/2012 : 13:12:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovo je neki loš inženjer, nije upoznat s momentom sile.
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Tutta
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Germany
32401 Posts

Member since 19/02/2010

Posted - 26/10/2012 : 19:15:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Tutta a Private Message  Reply with Quote
+IN HOC SIGNO VINCES+
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 26/10/2012 : 20:19:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by perque
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 27/10/2012 : 10:06:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 27/10/2012 : 13:27:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
-KAKO JE BILO KOD DOKTORA?
-SUPER!
-SUPER, SVE JE U REDU?
-DA, MALO SU MI SE UNUTARNJI ORGANI POMAKNULI.
-KAKO MISLIŠ POMAKNULI
-DOKTOR KAŽE DA SU MI JETRA OTIŠLA U KU.AC!
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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King Warrior
stripovi.com suradnik



22315 Posts

Member since 10/11/2007

Posted - 27/10/2012 : 13:33:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Uđe nastavik u razred i kaže:
- Ko misli da je glup nek ustane.
Niko nije ustao i nakon 5 minuta ustane Perica... Pita ga nastavnik:
- Zašto misliš da si glup?
- Ja to zbog vas... da ne stojite sami.
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 27/10/2012 : 20:30:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 27/10/2012 : 21:32:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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perque
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Serbia
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Member since 28/09/2009

Posted - 28/10/2012 : 12:33:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send perque a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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King Warrior
stripovi.com suradnik



22315 Posts

Member since 10/11/2007

Posted - 28/10/2012 : 15:33:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sudija pita okrivljenog koga su uhvatili u kradji:
-Jeste li ozenjeni?
-Nisam i nikada necu biti!
Sudija ce na to:
-Ne mogu vjerovati, tako pametan, a krade!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 28/10/2012 : 17:18:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nešto ovako, ne vidiš svaki dan, navlaži, pa drp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A22m-cAnUWA&feature



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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 28/10/2012 17:19:31
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 28/10/2012 : 21:28:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Starac dolazi da se ispovijedi u lokalnoj crkvi:
- Oče, za vrijeme Domovinskog rata na moja vrata je zakucala mlada žena koja me je molila da je spasim od neprijatelja, pa sam je sakrio u podrum.
- To je hvale vrijedno djelo, za to vam ne treba oprost.
- Da, ali ona mi je počela zahvaljivati seksom.
Duhovnik mu odgovori blago i umirujuće:
- Čovjek često ne može upravljati svojim nagonima. Ali, ako vam je iskreno žao, oprošteno vam je.
- Hvala, oče - s olakšanjem uzdahnu starac. - Imam još samo jedno pitanje.
- Slobodno pitajte.
- Kad da joj kažem da je rat završen?
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