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panzer
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Posted - 07/01/2013 : 10:37:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 07/01/2013 : 11:15:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zbog ovog sam spremna robijati ako treba, u przun samnom, ja cu rado poci!


~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 07/01/2013 : 17:23:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Veliki Tesla na taj dan otišao, a ja se rodio hehehehe, nastavljamo širiti svijetlost medju ljudima

Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

Edited by - Risar_69 on 07/01/2013 17:24:18
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DeeCay
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Croatia
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Posted - 07/01/2013 : 17:28:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovog će opljačkati i najvjerojatnije koknuti za 3... 2... 1... SAD!
quote:
Originally posted by Just_Charlie



“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies; the man who never reads lives only one."
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 07/01/2013 : 17:28:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 07/01/2013 : 17:34:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita mali kamilko mamu kamilu:
- Mama, zašto mi imamo grbu?
- Zato sine, da kad idemo po pustinji uvek imamo vode.
Mališa ćuti, razmišlja i za 5 minuta opet pita mamu:
- Mama, a zašto mi imamo duge trepavice?
- Zato sine, da kad idemo po pustinji da nam pesak ne ide u oči.
Mali ćuti, razmišlja i za 5 minuta opet pita mamu:
- Mama, a zašto mi imamo ovakve papke?
- Zato sine, da kad idemo po pustinji da nam noge ne upadaju u pesak.
Mali ćuti, razmišlja i za 5 minuta opet pita mamu:
- A koji mi onda ku*ac radimo u zoološkom vrtu?!

Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 07/01/2013 : 21:51:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q_bwlVIVZXk



Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 08/01/2013 : 15:11:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote

http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 08/01/2013 : 19:12:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Postoje dve vrste žena :
DOBRE i MNOOOGO dobre žene.
DOBRE žene imaju dobro D ,
male P i umeju da drže K .
( pri čemu je D- domaćinstvo , P - Potrebe,a K - kuhinja) ...
...a to što ste vi pomislili to su MNOOOGO dobre žene !




Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

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DeeCay
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/01/2013 : 20:39:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
risar, baš si nešto prost momak!

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies; the man who never reads lives only one."
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 08/01/2013 : 21:08:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

Postoje dve vrste žena :
DOBRE i MNOOOGO dobre žene.
DOBRE žene imaju dobro D ,
male P i umeju da drže K .
( pri čemu je D- domaćinstvo , P - Potrebe,a K - kuhinja) ...
...a to što ste vi pomislili to su MNOOOGO dobre žene !




priznajem da sam i sama ona prva slova pretvarala u .. ispravne rijeci jipiii..ljubim se tak sasavu

i uopce mi nisu na pamet pali domacinstvo, krpa, kuhinja, ..

~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~

Edited by - Just_Charlie on 08/01/2013 21:09:35
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 08/01/2013 : 21:46:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DeeCay

risar, baš si nešto prost momak!



Upravo tako. Kako ga samo nije sramota. C,c,c.

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Stari borac
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/01/2013 : 19:31:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Prijedlog za ukrašavanje balkona u zimskom razdoblju:
riječ je o trajnicama, otpornima na niske temperature, a nije ih potrebno ni zalijevati!

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panzer
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Posted - 10/01/2013 : 10:01:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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xilrion
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Croatia
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Posted - 10/01/2013 : 12:30:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
a u kurac.

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cat claw
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Posted - 10/01/2013 : 13:31:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send cat claw a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ne tu, Xilrione. U venu!
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 10/01/2013 : 13:36:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Ko zna gde jos mesta ima... osim u...


bas me zanimaju komentari na ovo gore, mislim tamo gde je postavljeno, ocigledno se morao autor popisati u gace od silnog smeha


Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Barney
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Posted - 10/01/2013 : 14:32:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Barney a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mujo na vojnoj regrutaciji:

*Ime?
Mujo!
*Rođen?
-Da!

Žene gutaju tablete da muškarce ne bi boljela glava
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Caleb
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Posted - 10/01/2013 : 14:51:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Caleb's Homepage  Send Caleb a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli


Ko zna gde jos mesta ima... osim u...


bas me zanimaju komentari na ovo gore, mislim tamo gde je postavljeno, ocigledno se morao autor popisati u gace od silnog smeha





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mr murdoc
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Posted - 10/01/2013 : 18:16:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by panzer



Doooobar

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Stari borac
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Posted - 10/01/2013 : 21:26:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dogovori se muško društvo da gledaju zajedno utakmicu Manchester City – Real. I naravno, svi mogu osim jednog oženjenog. Kad negdje na pola prvog poluvremena pojavljuje se i on.
- Otkud ti? – pitaju ga.
- Ne ćete vjerovati, sjedim ja na kauču, kad mi netko pokrije oči. Kad ono, moja žena, u seksi donjem rublju, prozirna spavaćica, štikle, halteri, našminkana i onako me uze za ruku i povede u krevet. Tamo mi daje lisice i kaže: "Zaveži me za krevet." Ja je zavežem i ona mi kaže: "A sad radi što poželiš!" I evo me, ja doš'o.
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Opti
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Posted - 10/01/2013 : 21:45:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Reporterka iz CNN-a čula za Židova koji se već dugo vremena svaki dan ide moliti na Zid Plača. Pomislila je da bi to mogla biti zanimljiva priča te odmaglila ga naći.

Stigne pred Zid, gdje se raspita za njega i uoči ga kako se moli. Nakon nekog vremena kreće on u šetnju, no ona ga zaustavi.

"Dobar dan. Ja sam iz CNN-a. Vaša mi se životna priča učinila zanimljivom, te sam vas došla intervjuirati. U redu ste s time?"

"Da, svakako."

"Pa za početak, koliko dugo dolazite ovamo na molitvu?"

"Već nekih 40-ak godina."

"Ajme! Pa za što se molite?"

"Za prestanak ratova, prekid mržnje između Kršćana, Židova i Muslimana te za idealnu budućnost za našu djecu."

"I kako se osjećate u vezi toga?"

"Pa, kao da pričam jebenom zidu!"

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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trolodtroje
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Posted - 11/01/2013 : 07:22:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send trolodtroje a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dedek in vnuk sta se peljala po cesti, ko ju je nenadoma prehitela limuzina z veliko hitrostjo.

- Dedek, poglej! Ta pa gotovo vozi 200 na uro - je dejal vnuk.

- Ja, in mislim, da sem za volanom videl pedsednika vlade Janšo! Gotovo ne bo prišel daleč s tako hitrostjo in se bo ubil! - je komentiral dedek.
...
In res ... ko sta pripeljala za naslednji ovinek, sta pod cesto v jarku zagledala popolnoma zmečkano pločevino one limuzine.

Dedek je ustavil svoj avto, z vnukom sta izstopila, iz zmečkane pločevine potegnila predsednika vlade in ga pokopala ob cesti.

V tem trenutku so se mimo pripeljali policisti, ustavili in vprašali: Ste videli, kako se je zgodila nesreča?

- Ne, same nesreče nisva videla. Izvlekla sva predsednika in ga pokopala!

- Je bil mrtev?

- Trdil je, da je še živ, toda saj veste, kakšen lažnivec je.
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panzer
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Posted - 11/01/2013 : 09:17:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote









Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 11/01/2013 : 22:38:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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