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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 24/02/2013 : 13:10:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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Windwalker
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Croatia
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Posted - 24/02/2013 : 15:05:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Windwalker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 24/02/2013 : 21:42:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8582 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 24/02/2013 : 23:10:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 25/02/2013 : 00:07:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Tu ti tu rum tu tu tu.

Ingrid Antičević Marinović u hotelu naručuje čaj u sobu 222.
"Nothing lasts forever."
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tutto maxim
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Serbia
1355 Posts

Member since 07/01/2007

Posted - 25/02/2013 : 17:23:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tutto maxim a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Darth Ivan

Tu ti tu rum tu tu tu.

Ingrid Antičević Marinović u hotelu naručuje čaj u sobu 222.

Dva caja.
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dosada
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Croatia
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Posted - 25/02/2013 : 17:40:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dosada a Private Message  Reply with Quote
kak je murija skuzila da Pistorius laže?
U laži su kratke noge!
razmjena filmova za stripove!
http://forum.stripovi.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=45640
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 25/02/2013 : 20:20:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sjede Dalaj Lama i Bosanac na rijeci i pecaju.

Šute, kontaju, i tad kaže Dalaj Lama svoju čuvenu misao:
- Život je rijeka!

Šute dalje i pecaju, kroz dva sata kontanja oglasi se i Bosanac:
- Ma kakav život rijeka; život su jarani, pičke, ćevapi, hladna piva, rakija!

Šute i kontaju oni tako i dalje i kroz dva sata primijeti Dalaj Lama:
- Pih, a ja cijeli život mislio da je život rijeka...
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts

Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 25/02/2013 : 22:02:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kažu da se Reis Cerić prijavio za novog Papu. Mora samo položiti razliku predmeta...
Wtf?
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 25/02/2013 : 22:06:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pođu Mujo i Haso u lov. Hasi dođe da se isprazni i on ode do najbližeg grma, ali dok je čučao ujela ga zmija za sporni organ. Haso počne vikati na sav glas:
- "Mujo, ujela me zmija!"
Mujo će:
- "Gdje, kako bolan?"
- "Za quratz!"
Mujo odmah pozove doktora i kaže:
- "Doktore pomozite, mog jarana Hasu ujela zmija"
Doktor:
- "Morate mu vi pomoći jer je malo vremena"
Mujo:
- "Kako doktore?"
- "Morate stegnuti nečim i isisati otrov"
Haso pita:
- "Što kaže doktor?"
- "NEMA TI SPASA!"
Wtf?
Edited by - bagi on 25/02/2013 22:07:38
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1Euro
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12487 Posts

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Posted - 25/02/2013 : 22:30:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send 1Euro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stari borac

Sjede Dalaj Lama i Bosanac na rijeci i pecaju.

Šute, kontaju, i tad kaže Dalaj Lama svoju čuvenu misao:
- Život je rijeka!

Šute dalje i pecaju, kroz dva sata kontanja oglasi se i Bosanac:
- Ma kakav život rijeka; život su jarani, pičke, ćevapi, hladna piva, rakija!

Šute i kontaju oni tako i dalje i kroz dva sata primijeti Dalaj Lama:
- Pih, a ja cijeli život mislio da je život rijeka...
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1Euro
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12487 Posts

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Posted - 25/02/2013 : 22:30:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send 1Euro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli
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1Euro
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12487 Posts

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Posted - 25/02/2013 : 22:32:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send 1Euro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Just_Charlie
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nemanja93
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Serbia
2439 Posts

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Posted - 26/02/2013 : 14:30:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts

Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 26/02/2013 : 20:30:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Clint Eastwood & Samuel L. Jackson...
Wtf?
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trolodtroje
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3271 Posts

Member since 14/09/2010

Posted - 27/02/2013 : 09:38:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send trolodtroje a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kod mesara u Londonu:

"Sorry, Is this beef?"
Mesar: :" Ofhorse"
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 28/02/2013 : 16:13:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
DNEVNIK CITANJA:
Etika junaštva i deklišeizirani koreni u “Zagor prica...”
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 28/02/2013 : 16:15:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
DNEVNIK CITANJA:
Etika junaštva i deklišeizirani koreni u “Zagor prica...”
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nemanja93
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Serbia
2439 Posts

Member since 06/03/2010

Posted - 28/02/2013 : 16:58:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.njuz.net/goran-knezevic-predlozio-da-dozvoljeni-nivo-alkohola-za-vozace-bude-2-9-a-ne-0-29-promila/
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts

Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 28/02/2013 : 20:25:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PijaniPatak




George Lucas se pošteno zajebao angažiravši Ian Mcdiarmid-a za ulogu imperatora...Sa Ratzinger-om bi puno manje love spiskao na šminku hehehehe...Zbilja nije jednostavno ovog čovjeka sresti negdje na osami u mraku hehehehe....
Wtf?
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
29618 Posts

Member since 06/02/2007

Posted - 28/02/2013 : 23:20:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
odlična pjesma
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panzer
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Posted - 01/03/2013 : 09:28:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts

Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 01/03/2013 : 18:40:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Prodaje Mujo sladoled na nudističkoj plaži i prilazi mu jedna dobra riba i traži sladoled.
Gleda nju Mujo od glave do pete i daje joj sladoled. Pita njega ta ženska:
- Što je papku, zar nikad nisi vidio golu žensku ?
A Mujo će njoj:
- Nije to, nego gledam odakle ćeš mi platit...

-Fata i Mujo šetaju gradom i prođu pored jednog restorana.
-"Oh,Mujo kako fino miriše! "
-A Mujo onako džentlmenski:
-"Oćeš da prođemo još jednom ?"

- Bona, Fato, šta je tvoj Haso po zanimanju?
- Agronom muzičkog smjera.
- Pa, što radi? - pita Suada, a Fata će:
- Čuva ovce i svira frulu.
Wtf?
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 01/03/2013 : 19:12:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by panzer




Vince je car!
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Mac
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
576 Posts

Member since 28/09/2008

Posted - 02/03/2013 : 12:35:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Darth Ivan

quote:
Originally posted by panzer




Vince je car!


Šta je ovdje smiješno?
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