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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 12/04/2013 : 11:12:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote






Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 12/04/2013 : 17:05:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3841 Posts

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Posted - 12/04/2013 : 23:27:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovo sam puno puta vidio i uvijek se iznova iscijepam od smijeha...
Wtf?
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 13/04/2013 : 00:19:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Podsjeca na onog glavnog dilera iz Enter the void, samo da je on prst obrisao decku u kosu.




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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 13/04/2013 : 00:48:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 13/04/2013 : 14:04:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote






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boddhisatva
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Croatia
1315 Posts

Member since 08/01/2013

Posted - 13/04/2013 : 14:56:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send boddhisatva a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mali štef u školi viće:
- Profesorice, Ivica me gađa sa stolicom!!!
- Pa gađaj i ti njega...
- Ne mogu, moja je premekana ....
Pike Bishop: Let's go!
Lyle Gorch: Why not?
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nemanja93
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Serbia
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Posted - 13/04/2013 : 20:08:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 13/04/2013 : 21:42:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Desilo se jučer

Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 13/04/2013 21:42:46
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 14/04/2013 : 15:23:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ulazi Milanoviću u poslovnicu banke, dolazi do šaltera i kaže:
"Dobar dan. Molim vas, možete li mi unovčiti ovaj ček?"
Šalterska službenica:
"Naravno, gospodine. Možete li mi dati Vaši osobnu?"
ZM: "Paaa, zapravo, ni ne nosim svoju osobnu sa sobom. Nekako mislim da mi ni ne treba. Valjda znate tko sam, je li..."
ŠS: "Da, znam tko ste", nasmije se, "..ali, to su pravila naše banke. Žao mi je što inzistiram, ali to sam obavezna napraviti"
ZM: "Ali možete pitati bilo koga ovdje, sigurno svi znaju tko sam"
ŠS: "Mogu Vam samo ispričati jedan sličan primjer. Prekjučer je tu ušao Mario Mandžukić, također bez osobne iskaznice. Nakon rasprave, jedan čovjek koji je bio u redu na drugom šalteru je viknuo - Mandžo, ide lopta. Mandžukić se okrenuo, skočio i škaricama pogodio loptu i zabio je u rašlje ulaznih vrata. Nakon toga, svima je bilo jasno da je to Mario Mandžukić, pa smo mu napravili isplatu. Eto, možda nam i Vi možete nečim dokazati da ste to baš upravo Vi."
ZM: "Uh, sad ste me baš zatekli. Totalno sam bez ideje. Nemam pojma što bih napravio, ništa mi ne pada na pamet..."
ŠS: "Jel Vam odgovaraju novčanice od 500 i 200 kuna ili da sve isplatim po 100?..."
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 14/04/2013 : 16:00:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150658913188670
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 14/04/2013 16:01:13
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 15/04/2013 : 00:53:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Stavlja cura kapi u jedno oko, pa u drugo, pa među noge...
Pita je prijateljica:
-Zašto među noge?!
-Aaa, nije ni ona odavno ništa vidjela!
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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maddox031
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Croatia
1941 Posts

Member since 23/09/2011

Posted - 15/04/2013 : 08:06:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit maddox031's Homepage  Send maddox031 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

Desilo se jučer




zapravo ne :D u 2015 je isao,al ima brdo ovih fora, jer ljudi ne prate :D
There can be only one, me!
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 16/04/2013 : 00:14:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ispiranije mozganije

Voldemort laughing
Arnold Schwarzenegger about meaning of life
DNEVNIK CITANJA:
Etika junaštva i deklišeizirani koreni u “Zagor prica...”
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 16/04/2013 : 00:35:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sastali se na nebu Milošević, Tuđman i Izetbegović da zasade drvo mira.Ali koje drvo?
Kaže Milošević breskva-ova dvojica zagalame da bre,bre,breskva ne dolazi u obzir
Kaže Tuđman kajsija-kaj.kaj kajsija ne dolazi u obzir
Kaže Alija može li vinova loza?
Svi se složiše da može.
Poslije sat vremena kaže Slobo Tuđmanu:
A što nas Alija zajeba, em zelena, em se obrezuje
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 16/04/2013 : 00:40:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Djevojka: "Dečko, zašto me stalno pratiš?"
Momak: "Sad' kad' si se okrenula i ja se pitam!?" ;)

Vidjela sam jednog zgodnog momka sinoć u klubu i prišla sam mu..
Poslije nekog vremena provedenog u ćaskanju, primjetila sam da nema PERVOL kod sebe u sakou! Baš šteta za njega... A mogao je biti onaj pravi! :D

Cijelu noć sam sanjala da cijepam drva. Da nije zvonio alarm, još bi ih i složila! ;)

Šta je ćelavljenje?
To je fiziološki proces pretvaranja glave u guzicu, najprije formom, a zatim i sadržajem! ;)

Pitagorina teorema na Fejsu:
Veličina dekoltea na profilnim slikama, direktno je proporcionalna broju prijatelja na Facebook-u, a obrnuto proporcionalna stepenu pismenosti! ;)

Kako mi je danas dobro ispao kolač, pola sata sam brisala pod... :-D

Momak:
- Koliko imaš godina ljepotice?
Djevojka:
- 13, a ti?
Momak:
- 25!
Djevojka:
- Pa dobro, godine su samo broj!
Momak:
- I zatvor je samo prostorija! ;-)
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 16/04/2013 : 00:40:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 16/04/2013 : 00:52:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
DNEVNIK CITANJA:
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split85
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Croatia
8335 Posts

Member since 25/01/2010

Posted - 16/04/2013 : 11:10:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A šta će njemu reć
Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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xilrion
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Croatia
3033 Posts

Member since 16/12/2010

Posted - 16/04/2013 : 12:25:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
indijanac bi njemu trebao reći da se vrati.
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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aved
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
633 Posts

Member since 25/12/2012

Posted - 16/04/2013 : 15:45:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send aved a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Mornie utúlië, mornie alantië
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split85
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Croatia
8335 Posts

Member since 25/01/2010

Posted - 16/04/2013 : 17:23:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by aved





Izgleda da su neki stekli činove još u Prvom punskom ratu.
Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 16/04/2013 : 17:44:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

don't

fuck

with

these

guys

!

!

!
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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bosancicigor
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Croatia
866 Posts

Member since 15/08/2009

Posted - 16/04/2013 : 18:01:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bosancicigor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli


don't

fuck

with

these

guys

!

!

!



Pogotovo ne sa ovim u sredini. Pazi gdje mu je odren... pa se ti misli što je taj radio.


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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 16/04/2013 : 18:06:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote



Mozda je to vec onaj posthumni orden "ovaj organ se dobro branio sovraga ali je na kraju omagao i predao se"
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