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panzer
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Posted - 14/08/2014 : 09:58:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A doctor from Israel says:"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments:"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says:"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA, about 3 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now.......the whole country is looking for work."
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 14/08/2014 10:00:00
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 14/08/2014 : 14:56:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 14/08/2014 : 15:12:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 15/08/2014 : 19:37:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=693053024111738&fref=nf
Wtf?
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 15/08/2014 : 22:07:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

jebemti budale :DDDDDD
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 16/08/2014 : 13:00:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 16/08/2014 : 21:44:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ulovio Hase zlatnu ribicu...Standardna priča,reče ribica Hasi haj' reci tri želje...Ma jok tri,samo jednu...Ma daj nemoj biti budala imaš tri...Jedna i ništa više...Dobro,reče ribica,tvoja volja,pucaj...Ja bih da pišam rakiju opali Hase...I tako i bi...Pofindra se Hase u čašu pa potegnu a ono brlja žešća...Ujeda...Otrča on kući pred Fatu...Ne vjeruje Fata al kad probaše vidi da Hase ne laže...Popiša se Hase,jedna čaša,druga,treća....Sedma,lom...Porazbija Fata sve čaše,reče Hase šta ti je bona iz čega ćeš potezati? - Fata reče - ama daj flašu ovamo,jebemti...
Wtf?
Edited by - bagi on 17/08/2014 13:30:43
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panzer
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Posted - 20/08/2014 : 10:36:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Lie-Clocks:
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" (Pointing.)
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie in her lifetime."
"Incredible!" said the man.
St. Peter went on, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his lifetime."
The man asked "Where's [insert favourite US president's name]'s clock?"
St. Peter replied "His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 20/08/2014 : 13:11:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote


http://www.index.hr/black/clanak/motorist-prezivio-nesrecu-zahvaljujuci-nevjerojatnoj-akrobaciji-dostojnoj-najboljih-akcijskih-filmova/766528.aspx
Edited by - nagor on 20/08/2014 18:21:00
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 20/08/2014 : 13:48:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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nagor
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Posted - 20/08/2014 : 18:21:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 20/08/2014 : 18:28:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 20/08/2014 : 18:29:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 20/08/2014 : 19:29:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.slobodnadalmacija.hr/Scena/Mozaik/tabid/80/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/245182/Default.aspx
Wtf?
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 20/08/2014 : 21:23:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 20/08/2014 : 21:25:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 21/08/2014 : 20:55:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote



















Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 21/08/2014 : 23:55:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
par puta sam procitala da shvatim da nije zajebancija s interneta..
ne da sliku,(i bolje) evo link

https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10517488_10154540751835298_5265723374540484098_n.jpg?oh=e1da3d6b34b4134d2f8028b20429e39a&oe=545DFDBF
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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ŠAŠ
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Posted - 22/08/2014 : 01:20:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ŠAŠ a Private Message  Reply with Quote
bitno da je u obliku križa
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ŠAŠ
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Posted - 22/08/2014 : 01:40:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ŠAŠ a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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KRAS
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Posted - 22/08/2014 : 08:57:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
mdaj rex
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fikus
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Posted - 22/08/2014 : 09:26:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Reply with Quote
Kakav gazda takav pas (tako kažu)
always progressive, never conventional!
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 22/08/2014 : 10:06:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ŠAŠ






kakvi jebeni idioti
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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lwood
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Posted - 22/08/2014 : 10:08:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KRAS

mdaj rex




šta je ovo krasni? animal gangbang na ranču?
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 22/08/2014 : 10:54:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

pa ti budi posljednja,
valjda su ovce ili uvijek na broju i na poziv ili uvijek u zaostatku i neposlusne (pa T-Rex ulazi) :D
Anything is possible dec d uej
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