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Oki
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Croatia
5284 Posts
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Oki
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Croatia
5284 Posts
Member since 10/02/2011 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37982 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37982 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
Posted - 24/11/2015 : 13:27:03
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Ode Putin u Ameriku kod Obame i Obama ga odvede do nekog stroja: “Evo, pritišći gumbe i vidjet ćeš iznenađenja.” Putin pritisne prvi gumb i niotkud izleti bokserska rukavica i nabije ga u nos. Pritisne drugi gumb i zalije ga čaša vode po glavi. Kada je pritisnuo treći gumb, nabije ga cipela u stražnjicu. Pomisli on u glavi: “Doći ćeš ti meni u Rusiju”. Kad je Obama došao kod Putina, on mu pokaže isti stroj kao u svojoj prethodnoj posjeti i kaže mu: “Pritišći redom gumbe.” I Obama pritisne prvi gumb i ništa. Tako i drugi i treći i opet ništa. “Ma daj, ovo to ti nije ništa, odoh ja nazad u Ameriku.” A Putin mu odgovori: “U Ameriku, koju Ameriku?”
iz clanka Kad bi isilovac upoznao Sevinu obitelj, pao bi na dupe...majka Vučković, otac Kojić, dijete Popović.
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Anything is possible dec d uej Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37982 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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mladjo
Advanced Member
Croatia
20013 Posts
Member since 15/04/2007 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12624 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 25/11/2015 : 10:06:58
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Obama and Putin were walking around out in the country, discussing politics and enjoying the scenery and mild fall weather. On the trail, they came across a herd of sheep.
When they approached, the sheep tried to get away, but one had gotten its head caught in the fence next to the trail and became stuck.
Putin smiled, walked behind the sheep and dropped his drawers and had his way with it. When Putin was done, he turned to Obama and said, "Go ahead, it's your turn".
Obama eagerly walked over and stuck his head in the fence. |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37982 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
Posted - 25/11/2015 : 14:12:30
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u Transilvaniji vjerojatno objesaju beli luk kao zastitu, a kod nas ...
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Anything is possible dec d uej Be the Change You Want to See
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Edited by - Poli on 25/11/2015 14:13:00 |
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts
Member since 29/12/2002 |
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emirem
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10814 Posts
Member since 18/01/2010 |
Posted - 25/11/2015 : 18:13:28
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quote: Originally posted by Poli
u Transilvaniji vjerojatno objesaju beli luk kao zastitu, a kod nas ...
Pusti to kraju, ima njih koji bi žvaknuli samo tak kad vide ono crveno unutra. A da je obrnuto visili bi pohani lignjini kolutići. |
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!" |
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wolf
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4577 Posts
Member since 05/08/2003 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47128 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 25/11/2015 : 20:10:16
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quote: Originally posted by wolf
Je li ovo drvo slikano kod Keruma?
ma nije,on pršute drži u kuči |
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni. Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu |
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lwood
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Colombia
47128 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 25/11/2015 : 22:17:18
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni. Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu |
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lwood
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Colombia
47128 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47128 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 25/11/2015 : 23:14:31
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni. Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu |
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts
Member since 07/01/2008 |
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andjusticeforall
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Croatia
3057 Posts
Member since 09/12/2009 |
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wolf
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4577 Posts
Member since 05/08/2003 |
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andjusticeforall
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Croatia
3057 Posts
Member since 09/12/2009 |
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wolf
Advanced Member
4577 Posts
Member since 05/08/2003 |
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xilrion
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Croatia
3021 Posts
Member since 16/12/2010 |
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Just_Charlie
Advanced Member
8577 Posts
Member since 07/01/2008 |
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47128 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 27/11/2015 : 12:09:44
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni. Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu |
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