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nagor
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Croatia
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nagor
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Just_Charlie
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~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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idado
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Boli frajera lakat, al’ prааavo i ode on kod doktora.

Nema problema, kaze doktor, imamo potpuno novi kompjuterski dijagnostički centar, samo nam treba malo mokraće, a kompjuter će izbaciti dijagnozu.
Izađe frajer od doktora pa nešto konta:

F: Ma kako će ba mašina znat’ od čega mene boli lakat – aj’ baš da vidimo kol’ko je dobar taj program.

Dođe on kući, uze flašicu, pošapi se loma, pa flašicu dobaci ženi da je i ona malo dopuni, pa pozove ćerku, pa sina i svi je oni dopuniše pomalo.
Onda ufati ćuku i mačku pa dospe i njihove mokraće, pa preko svega toga doda još malo svoje sperme.

Dok je iš’o prema ambulanti, naleti na jarana, pa zamoli i njega da i on dopuni flašicu, taman do vrha.

Uze doktor flašicu, prespe u epruvetu, stavi unutra dvije elektrode, ubaci sve u kompjuter, kad na ekranu krenuše rezultati:

* Mačka ti ima buve

* Pas ima bjesnilo

* Ćerka ti je trudna

* Sin ti se drogira

* Jaran ti ima triper

* Žena ima triper (dobila od jarana)

* A ti, kad dr@as u WC-u, pazi da ne udaraš laktom u zid, od toga te bezbeli boli lakat!
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 04/05/2016 : 19:08:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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verab
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Croatia
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lwood
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Colombia
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quote:
Originally posted by verab
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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lwood
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Posted - 05/05/2016 : 12:16:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 05/05/2016 : 12:25:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

dobar :D
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 05/05/2016 : 12:33:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jesu to neki naši iz foruma? :)
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MSBlueberry
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Meni se pari da ovi ˝napredni˝ kažu ˝neiđe˝ (uz to kažu i tunde-nunde, iđe-neiđe, vako-nako, nu...).
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xilrion
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nagor
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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DODSFERD
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Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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DODSFERD
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Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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DODSFERD
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lwood
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You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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DODSFERD
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quote:
Originally posted by nagor



Ovdje ima preko 7000 proizvoda ali nemaju tu hranu. http://www.zooplus.hr
Uglavnom, jadne mačke koje ovise o njoj.
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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ivi skoj
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samo još vjeverice, Pola i Slatea cekam
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