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nagor
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nagor
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Just_Charlie
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idado
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Posted - 04/05/2016 : 18:19:18
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Boli frajera lakat, al’ prааavo i ode on kod doktora.
Nema problema, kaze doktor, imamo potpuno novi kompjuterski dijagnostički centar, samo nam treba malo mokraće, a kompjuter će izbaciti dijagnozu. Izađe frajer od doktora pa nešto konta:
F: Ma kako će ba mašina znat’ od čega mene boli lakat – aj’ baš da vidimo kol’ko je dobar taj program.
Dođe on kući, uze flašicu, pošapi se loma, pa flašicu dobaci ženi da je i ona malo dopuni, pa pozove ćerku, pa sina i svi je oni dopuniše pomalo. Onda ufati ćuku i mačku pa dospe i njihove mokraće, pa preko svega toga doda još malo svoje sperme.
Dok je iš’o prema ambulanti, naleti na jarana, pa zamoli i njega da i on dopuni flašicu, taman do vrha.
Uze doktor flašicu, prespe u epruvetu, stavi unutra dvije elektrode, ubaci sve u kompjuter, kad na ekranu krenuše rezultati:
* Mačka ti ima buve
* Pas ima bjesnilo
* Ćerka ti je trudna
* Sin ti se drogira
* Jaran ti ima triper
* Žena ima triper (dobila od jarana)
* A ti, kad dr@as u WC-u, pazi da ne udaraš laktom u zid, od toga te bezbeli boli lakat! |
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Poli
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Slovenia
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verab
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lwood
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lwood
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Colombia
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Poli
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nagor
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Croatia
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MSBlueberry
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xilrion
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nagor
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DODSFERD
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DODSFERD
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DODSFERD
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DODSFERD
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lwood
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Colombia
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nagor
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Croatia
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nagor
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Croatia
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nagor
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Croatia
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nagor
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Croatia
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nagor
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Croatia
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DODSFERD
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