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panzer
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Posted - 04/09/2008 : 18:15:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pijani ruski skakač u vis na Grand Prix u Lozani:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZq-6PL8L6A
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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supermark
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Croatia
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 16:15:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hehe
koja legenda!
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supermark
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Croatia
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 16:17:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
za obiwana, darth vadera i slicne
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panzer
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12800 Posts

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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 16:20:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Priceless!
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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King Warrior
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22373 Posts

Member since 10/11/2007

Posted - 05/09/2008 : 19:54:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 20:05:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 20:06:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Lord Vader89
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France
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 20:30:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lord Vader89 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by supermark

za obiwana, darth vadera i slicne





A za mene
Potpis u dva reda, prema pravilniku:
Vader je, kao i uvek, u pravu. ; john connor ; 2022 A.D.
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King Warrior
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Posted - 07/09/2008 : 11:09:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 07/09/2008 : 17:08:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pričaju Marija i Josip gdje bi mogli na ljetovanje.
Josip predloži Lourdes.
«Joj, ne da mi se tamo, tamo sam svake godine, već mi je dosadilo», odgovori Marija.
«Dobro, a što kažeš na Međugorje?» pita Josip.
"Može, super, tamo nisam nikada bila!"
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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supermark
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/09/2008 : 13:05:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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supermark
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/09/2008 : 13:06:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Vader89

quote:
Originally posted by supermark

za lord vadera89, obiwana, darth vadera i slicne





A za mene


pa napisao sam te prvog
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King Warrior
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Posted - 08/09/2008 : 18:57:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 08/09/2008 : 23:53:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Umjesto, da se zanima za stripove, on ovako...vidi igračke...
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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panzer
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Posted - 10/09/2008 : 16:06:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Uplati Haso loto. Kad je izvlačenje, on ode u bar. Listič je pustio doma pa kaže Fati, neka gleda na listič, a on če gledati na ekran.

Haso: "Jel ima 21?"

Fata: "Ima."

Haso: "Jel ima 16?"

Fata: "Ima."

Haso: "Jel ima 5?"

Fata: "Ima."

Haso: "Jel ima 32?"

Fata: "Ima."

Haso veselo:"Ima 8?"

Fata: "Ima."

Haso nemiran: "Ima 36?"

Fata: "Ima."

Haso več oduševljen:"JEL IMA 10?"

Fata: "Ima, samo neko ga prekrižio!!!!"
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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Posted - 10/09/2008 : 17:21:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Novi Firefoxov logo:
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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Posted - 10/09/2008 : 22:28:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
EP 2008.

Selektor Hrvatske pri kraju utakmice Hrvatska-Turska zove majku po telefonu.

Bilić:"Majko, dali smo gol Turcima. Pobjedit čemo!"
Majka:"Šta, sine, ne čujem dobro. Prekida mi vezu ..."
Bilić:"Ah, ništa, ništa ..."
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 11/09/2008 : 15:14:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Poslije nedjeljne službe jedan sramežljivi stariji čovjek došao je u crkvu
kako bi se ispovjedio:

-Neki dan kada se moja supruga nagnula u zamrzivač, podigla joj se haljina. U meni je nešto puklo, skinuo sam joj gaćice i navalio k'o lud.

-To nije nikakav grijeh! Voditi ljubav sa svojom suprugom, pa to je normalno! - odgovori svećenik.

Čovjek se zahvali i lakog srca ode kući.

Malo kasnije dolazi starica:

-Neki dan kada sam se nagnula u zamrzivač podigla mi se haljina i moj muž mi je skinuo gaćice i navalio ko lud. Jel' to grijeh, oče ?

-To nije ništa čega bi se trebali stidjeti, vaš muž je maloprije bio ovdje i ja sam mu rekao da je to normalno i čak pohvalno da se tako volite i to radite u vašim godinama!

-Znaći mi smo još uvijek dobrodošli u crkvu?

-Svakako - odgovori svećenik.

-Sada mi je mnogo lakše - odgovori starica - jer u Mercatoru više nismo!
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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supermark
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Croatia
29661 Posts

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Posted - 14/09/2008 : 00:14:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
buahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahha


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3S6IrJGdXA
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mali od palube
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Mali
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Member since 16/09/2007

Posted - 14/09/2008 : 10:22:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mali od palube a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by supermark

buahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahha


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3S6IrJGdXA
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kitaric
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Serbia
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Member since 20/11/2004

Posted - 14/09/2008 : 13:49:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send kitaric a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dosao starac u crkvu i kaze popu:

Ja imam sedamdeset dve godine, a imam devojku od sedamnaest godina i radimo one stvari svaki dan...

Pop: Pa to i nije bas tako dobro, ipak je ona suvise mlada... A kada ste se poslednji put ispovedili?

Starac: Pa nikad se nisam ispovedio.

Pop: Kako nikad? Ali zasto?

Starac: Zato sto sam Jevrej!

Pop: Cekaj, zbog cega ti onda sve ovo meni pricas?!

Starac: Pa ja to svima pricam!
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight.
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mali od palube
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Mali
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Posted - 14/09/2008 : 14:30:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mali od palube a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Matori perverznjak!!!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 16/09/2008 : 22:19:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Pazi ženo!





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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 16/09/2008 22:19:14
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panzer
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Posted - 17/09/2008 : 16:00:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.shavethepussy.com/
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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King Warrior
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Posted - 17/09/2008 : 21:39:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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