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Poli
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Posted - 05/07/2017 : 10:53:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Dolazi Mujo doktoru, pati od PTSP-a:
Doktore, šta da radim, nikako svršit, uvijek mi splasne!
Doktor misli, misli i kaže: Čuj Mujo, ja mislim da ti imaš problema s potencijom zbog rata. Imaš li pištolj?
Imam.
E, pa ti lijepo pištolj ispod jastuka pa kad budete slijedeći put vodili ljubav, kad osjetiš da će splasnut, opali koji hitac u zrak, ja vjerujem da će biti bolje!
Posluša Mujo, ode kući i vrati se sutradan.
Pita doktor: Gospodine Mujo, kako je prošlo?
Nikako, doktore, jadan li sam! Postavili se Fata i ja sinoć u pozu 69. Ja taman da ću svršit, ono počne se smekšavat, ja izvadim pištolj, ispalim dva hica u zrak, Fata mi se posere u lice, odgrize mi pola k*** i još Haso izleti iz ormara s rukama u zraku!
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 08/07/2017 : 00:14:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Putin i Merklova
https://twitter.com/aymanjomaa/status/883368505323728897
Anything is possible dec d uej
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igor 12
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Posted - 08/07/2017 : 12:13:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send igor 12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Idu ulicom extasy, marihuana i LSD.

Extasy:
- "Jel možete vas dva malo brže?"

Marihuana:
- "Kad cemo stići?"

LSD:
- "Šta nismo vec tamo?"
Vamos a la playa tralalalala
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Oki
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/07/2017 : 09:57:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jedna sa rendgena:

Dijagnoza: VRUĆE ZA POPIZDIT😂
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/07/2017 : 19:34:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jedan od najvećih izuma 21. stoljeća:
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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panzer
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HEAVEN...where police are British, cooks French, mechanics German, lovers Italian and all organised by Swiss.

HELL...where chefs are British, mechanics French, police German, lovers Swiss, and all organised by Italians.
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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nagor
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