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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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risbozg
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Čovjek pobjegne , iz zatvora gdje je proveo 15 godina , i provali , u neku kuću, tražeći novac i oružje. Pronalazi mladi par u krevetu. Naređuje muškarcu da izađe iz kreveta i veže ga za stolicu.
Dok je vezao djevojku za krevet , popeo se na nju, ljubio joj vrat i šaputao na uho, a onda je ustao i otišao u kupaonicu .
Dok je bio tamo, muž kaže svojoj ženi:
" Čuj , ovaj tip, je osuđenik koji je pobjegao iz zatvora , pogledaj mu odjeću!
Vjerojatno je proveo mnogo vremena u zatvoru i nije vidio ženu, godinama ... Primjetio sam kako te poljubio u vrat. Ako želi seks, ne odupiri se,
ne žali se, učini sve što ti on kaže. Zadovolji ga bez obzira koliko ti je sve
to odvratno.
Ovaj tip je vjerojatno vrlo opasan. Ako ga razljutimo, on će nas ubiti. Budi
jaka, medena, volim te."
Žena šapućući odgovara:
" A ne on nije ljubio moj vrat ... Šaputao mi je na uho ... Rekao je da je
gay, misli da si sladak, a pitanje je bilo imamo li vazelin ... Rekla sam mu
da je u kupaonici . Budi jak medeni, i ja tebe volim!".


10.08.2003

Edited by - risbozg on 04/02/2018 11:20:47
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Poli
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Anything is possible dec d uej
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nagor
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nagor
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verab
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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Posted - 11/02/2018 :  10:57:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Uncle Jesse...

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Poli
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nagor
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nagor
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Dukidule
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Vrativši se kući s polaganja vozačkog ispita, Mujo ulazi i psuje...
Pita ga Fata:
– Šta je, bolan, Mujo, jesi prošao?

Mujo će na to:
– Ma, jok! Prcali me na semaforu, prcali me na krivini, jebali me na stopu, na raskrsnici…

Fata će na to:
– Svašta! Mene samo jednom u garaži i ja prošla... 🚘🚙

Bukva, sklepana na bukvi, ostaje za života ipak samo obicna bukva...
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Risar_69
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Ne mogu zaboraviti ovoga


Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

Edited by - Risar_69 on 18/02/2018 17:30:25
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tinton
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Naišao na ovo, neka se drug Kraš ne naljuti što mi se nije dalo prevoditi s engleskog:

I was walking home one evening and came upon a clearly depressed man standing at the edge of a bridge, looking like he was about to jump. I called out to him to wait, and ran over to see what was the matter.

"It's this country," he lamented. "It's falling into ruin and there's nothing I can do about it. The election was the last straw. I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

"Well cheer up," I said. "We're all in this together. Say, are you a conservative, or a libertarian?"

"A libertarian," he said.

"That's great!" I said. "See, you're not alone. Are you a free-market libertarian or a libertarian socialist?"

"Free-market libertarian," he said.

"Me too!" I said. "Paleo-libertarian or neo-libertarian?"

"Paleo-libertarian," he said.

"Hey, so am I!" I said. "Chicago or Austrian school of economics?"

"Austrian," he said.

"Me too," I said. "Hayek or Rothbardian strand?"

"Rothbardian," he said.

"Same here," I said. "Are you a consequentialist or deontological libertarian?"

"Consequentialist," he said.

So I said, "Die, statist scum!" and pushed him off the bridge.

DOKTOR ZAGOROLOG 2017.
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panzer
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Konačno sam otkrio pravi identitet forumaša mcn-a:






Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!

Edited by - panzer on 21/02/2018 11:09:49
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Poli
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nagor
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Posted - 21/02/2018 :  20:50:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Edited by - nagor on 21/02/2018 21:08:48
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