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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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risbozg
Advanced Member
Croatia
15031 Posts
Member since 10/08/2003 |
Posted - 04/02/2018 : 11:20:18
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Čovjek pobjegne , iz zatvora gdje je proveo 15 godina , i provali , u neku kuću, tražeći novac i oružje. Pronalazi mladi par u krevetu. Naređuje muškarcu da izađe iz kreveta i veže ga za stolicu. Dok je vezao djevojku za krevet , popeo se na nju, ljubio joj vrat i šaputao na uho, a onda je ustao i otišao u kupaonicu . Dok je bio tamo, muž kaže svojoj ženi: " Čuj , ovaj tip, je osuđenik koji je pobjegao iz zatvora , pogledaj mu odjeću! Vjerojatno je proveo mnogo vremena u zatvoru i nije vidio ženu, godinama ... Primjetio sam kako te poljubio u vrat. Ako želi seks, ne odupiri se, ne žali se, učini sve što ti on kaže. Zadovolji ga bez obzira koliko ti je sve to odvratno. Ovaj tip je vjerojatno vrlo opasan. Ako ga razljutimo, on će nas ubiti. Budi jaka, medena, volim te." Žena šapućući odgovara: " A ne on nije ljubio moj vrat ... Šaputao mi je na uho ... Rekao je da je gay, misli da si sladak, a pitanje je bilo imamo li vazelin ... Rekla sam mu da je u kupaonici . Budi jak medeni, i ja tebe volim!".
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10.08.2003..''Kada nepravda postane zakon, otpor je tvoja dužnost.". AJMOOOOOOOO " CREME DE LA CREME HRVATSKE LIGE " DINAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
Edited by - risbozg on 04/02/2018 11:20:47 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37357 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37357 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37357 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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verab
Senior Member
Croatia
2522 Posts
Member since 22/01/2015 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37357 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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Dukidule
Advanced Member
Chile
4039 Posts
Member since 20/05/2014 |
Posted - 16/02/2018 : 17:17:49
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Vrativši se kući s polaganja vozačkog ispita, Mujo ulazi i psuje... Pita ga Fata: – Šta je, bolan, Mujo, jesi prošao?
Mujo će na to: – Ma, jok! Prcali me na semaforu, prcali me na krivini, jebali me na stopu, na raskrsnici…
Fata će na to: – Svašta! Mene samo jednom u garaži i ja prošla... 🚘🚙 |
Za koga ja navijam samo je moja stvar. A ljubav je jedna, jedina... |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
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tinton
stripovi.com suradnik
United Kingdom
19387 Posts
Member since 23/10/2011 |
Posted - 20/02/2018 : 09:21:44
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Naišao na ovo, neka se drug Kraš ne naljuti što mi se nije dalo prevoditi s engleskog:
I was walking home one evening and came upon a clearly depressed man standing at the edge of a bridge, looking like he was about to jump. I called out to him to wait, and ran over to see what was the matter.
"It's this country," he lamented. "It's falling into ruin and there's nothing I can do about it. The election was the last straw. I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
"Well cheer up," I said. "We're all in this together. Say, are you a conservative, or a libertarian?"
"A libertarian," he said.
"That's great!" I said. "See, you're not alone. Are you a free-market libertarian or a libertarian socialist?"
"Free-market libertarian," he said.
"Me too!" I said. "Paleo-libertarian or neo-libertarian?"
"Paleo-libertarian," he said.
"Hey, so am I!" I said. "Chicago or Austrian school of economics?"
"Austrian," he said.
"Me too," I said. "Hayek or Rothbardian strand?"
"Rothbardian," he said.
"Same here," I said. "Are you a consequentialist or deontological libertarian?"
"Consequentialist," he said.
So I said, "Die, statist scum!" and pushed him off the bridge. |
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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panzer
Advanced Member
12516 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 21/02/2018 : 11:08:14
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Konačno sam otkrio pravi identitet forumaša mcn-a:
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Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
Edited by - panzer on 21/02/2018 11:09:49 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37357 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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