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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 03/08/2018 :  13:34:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

"Dosta mi je, skocit cu!"
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izivko
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Germany
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Member since 25/07/2003

Posted - 03/08/2018 :  22:13:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovaj se malo precijenio

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RadioClash
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
412 Posts

Member since 20/11/2015

Posted - 06/08/2018 :  20:08:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send RadioClash a Private Message  Reply with Quote

"I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
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izivko
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Germany
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Posted - 06/08/2018 :  23:12:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Fina ljulja


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izivko
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Germany
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Posted - 06/08/2018 :  23:13:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Prognoza vremena na RTL-u. Je ugrijalo




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izivko
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Germany
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Posted - 07/08/2018 :  06:44:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 08/08/2018 :  10:06:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

nagore, pokazi mi macku koja moze (i hoce!!) ovo
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Poli
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Poli
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Slovenia
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 10/08/2018 :  12:53:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://www.index.hr/sport/clanak/mamica-odusevila-svjetleca-gospa-porucio-torcidi-voli-vas-maminjo/2016716.aspx

pogledat i komentare

La libertad sublime derrama las auroras de su invencible luz.La humanidad entera,que entre cadenas gime,comprende las palabras del que murió en la cruz


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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 12/08/2018 :  14:07:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Severina ide ka spovedi zbog grijehova, pa kaže: oče griješila sam.
A župnik kaže: znam znam gledao sam.

Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

Edited by - Risar_69 on 12/08/2018 14:08:01
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panzer
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Posted - 13/08/2018 :  11:06:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing....

"I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people wont call you the bridge builder if you do that here. No, no, they dont!"

"I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people wont call you the house builder if you do that. No, no they dont!"

"I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people wont call you the tavern builder either. They sure wont!"

"But if you fuck one goat......."

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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Posted - 13/08/2018 :  11:20:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The mayor of an African town in one of France’s former colonies came to pay a visit to the mayor of a French town of more or less the same size. He was astonished at the mayor’s office. It was full of fine furniture, expensive paintings, and rich decorations.

“How can you afford these things on a mayor’s salary?” he asked.

The French mayor beckoned him over to the window.

“See that bridge? 10%.”

It took a moment for the African mayor to get the message. But his eyes lit up when he did.

Years later, the French mayor visited the African town. In the mayor’s office, he was shocked to find even more luxury than in his own – with Aubusson carpets, delicate Chinese vases, and Old Master paintings.

“Now, I have to ask you the same question you asked me,” he began. “How can you afford all of these things?”

The African mayor pointed out the window.

“See that bridge?”

“Well… no… I don’t see any bridge.”

“Right. 100%.”

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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Posted - 13/08/2018 :  11:20:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Harley died and went to heaven. St Peter was delighted by his arrival and informed Harley that God really wanted to meet him as a great fellow designer.

They finally met and as they were walking along talking about various aspects of design Harley mustered the courage to tell God that " Eve had an inherent design flaw which has never been fixed in all subsequent models."

God looked at him quite puzzled and asked him what that design flaw was. Harley replied, "well the inlet valve and the outlet valve on a woman are too close to each other."

God stared at Harley in amazement and after nodding for a while he put his arm around Harley and replied: "That may be so Harley, but don't forget more men have ridden my model than all your models put together."

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 13/08/2018 :  12:24:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Ala su bezobrazni ovi Makedonci... ili je to samo neka nova vrsta masovnog sex turizma?






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Peyo
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Croatia
2868 Posts

Member since 28/10/2005

Posted - 13/08/2018 :  12:37:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Peyo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
St. Naum Bitch?

Ni sveci nisu što su nekad bili!


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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 13/08/2018 :  12:46:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote







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MSBlueberry
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Posted - 14/08/2018 :  20:24:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send MSBlueberry a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Iman jedan vic, dakle ona dva nogometna kriminalca (ne sečala se Lukiša i Lovren) su išli posjetit svog Gazdu u drugoj državi. I šetaju se oni tako, naravno Maminjo im se zahvalija na velikom prilivu novca u njegovo Poduzeće/HNS zbog ovog Mundijala, kad ispred njih se sklupčala zmija u travi, skočila na Maminja i ugrizla ga u onu stvar (inače služi pretežno za mokrenje). Ova dvojica nisu čekala ni časa, odmah su klekla i isisala mu otrov. Sav sretan i iscrpljen Maminjo in kaže: ˝Hvala van sinovi moji spasili ste mi život˝. Eto jedna lipa priča sa sretnim završetkom.
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 16/08/2018 :  09:27:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote





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panzer
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Stari borac
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Croatia
502 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 20/08/2018 :  23:51:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ulazi gost u hotel u jednom manjem gradu u Dalmaciji i pita: “Dobra večer, imate li slobodnu sobu?”
Vlasnik hotela: “Ima”.
Gost: “Može li se kod vas nešto pojesti?”
Vlasnik: “Može.”
Gost: “Nudite li možda večernje usluge?”
Vlasnik: “A to, nudimo, nudimo. Za to imamo Anđu, 50€.”
Gost: “A nudite li možda usluge drugog spola?”
Vlasnik: “A to, pa nudimo i to. Za to imamo Šimu, 500€.”
Gost: “Molim, 500€?! Zašto deset puta skuplje?”
Vlasnik: “Gledajte, meni to baš nije drago, zato ide meni 100€. Župniku isto nije drago, zato i njemu ide 100€. Načelniku općine isto nije drago, zato i njemu ide 100€.”
Gost: “A Šime dobije samo 200€?”
Vlasnik: “Ne, 200€ idu Stipi i Anti da drže Šimu jer ni njemu to nije drago...”
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Oki
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Croatia
3428 Posts

Member since 10/02/2011

Posted - 21/08/2018 :  16:18:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://www.newsbar.tv/vijesti/funfact/hrabri-djecak-napipao-rak-testisa-sveceniku-i-spasio-mu-zivot/
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izivko
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Germany
7450 Posts

Member since 25/07/2003

Posted - 27/08/2018 :  09:17:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pogodak u sridu, 3 punta


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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 27/08/2018 :  16:31:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

























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Hercule Poirot
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Posted - 29/08/2018 :  09:04:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Hercule Poirot a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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