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emirem
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10757 Posts

Member since 18/01/2010

Posted - 15/11/2020 : 14:56:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ma lik prikeljio VW logo i stvorio si iluziju da vozi svabu.
Jos nisu izmislili cjepivo za prije ulaska u ovaj auto.
Imao moj stari Ladu,ali je hrdjala nevidjeno.
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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panzer
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12516 Posts

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Posted - 16/11/2020 : 09:23:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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lwood
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Colombia
46541 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 20/11/2020 : 13:32:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://youtu.be/um5mWsQVfZo
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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panzer
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12516 Posts

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Posted - 22/11/2020 : 21:47:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

Member since 15/04/2007

Posted - 22/11/2020 : 23:10:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood

https://youtu.be/um5mWsQVfZo


omajkutibožju:D:D
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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motorista
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Serbia
256 Posts

Member since 16/02/2019

Posted - 22/11/2020 : 23:50:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send motorista a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by emirem

Ma lik prikeljio VW logo i stvorio si iluziju da vozi svabu.

Prethodno volan zamenio onim »Klia II«.
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panzer
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12516 Posts

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Posted - 25/11/2020 : 17:55:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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GGG
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Slovenia
2483 Posts

Member since 08/11/2003

Posted - 01/12/2020 : 14:23:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send GGG a Private Message  Reply with Quote
War is truly hell...

https://twitter.com/TomHeartsTanks/status/1333200805965438980
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Poli
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Slovenia
37351 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 02/12/2020 : 15:46:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Žena i muž leže u krevetu.
On: 'Jesi li za seks?'
Ona: 'Ne mogu, umorna sam.'
On: Ma spavaj, ženo, na telefonu sam.'



Kako je Mujo otkrio da ga Fata vara?
Nakon što se preselio još uvijek je imao istog poštara.



Fata je rodila i Mujo sav sretan gleda svog sina u krevetiću među svim ostalim bebama i kaže: 'Ma, pogledajte ga! Sliči na mene!'A babica sa strane mu odgovara suosjećajno: 'Što da se radi? Važno je da je živ i zdrav!'



Dođe Mujo kući i pita Fatu:
'Fato, gdje su djeca?'
'Na engleskom.'
'Ok! Where are the children?'



Ivica razgovara s djedom: 'Djede, daj 500 kuna da ne bi baka saznala da si na Facebooku napisao da si udovac!'



Dolazi Perica kući sa utakmice i sav veseo urla: 'Jupiii, tata, dao sam dva gola!!!'
'Bravo, sine! A koji je bio konačni rezultat?'
'1:1'



'Probudi se! Upravo sam čula miša kako cvili!', drma žena muža, a on joj u polusnu odgovara:
'I što očekujes od mene - da ga ulovim i podmažem?!'



Kaže zeko zmiji: 'Oprosti što sam te neki dan zezao što nemaš noge.'
Na to će zmija: 'Ma nema veze, bilo pa prošlo.'
A zeko će: 'E, svaka ti čast! Evo ruka!'



Žali se penzioner liječniku:
'Doktore, svi moji prijatelji pričaju da imaju redovan seksualni život. Dajte mi neki savjet!'
'Pa, pričajte i vi – tko vam brani!'



Mali Ivica izlazi van pa pita tatu: 'Tata, imaš li novaca?'
A on odgovara: 'Imam ja, ne brini ti za mene.'



Pričaju dva štrebera:
'Slušaj, roditelji su mi otputovali, pa imam prazan stan.'
'Blago tebi - možeš učiti naglas.'



Kako se zove roda na električnom stupu?
Elektroda!



Chuck Norris je objesio sliku na zvučni zid.
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Slovenia
37351 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 05/12/2020 : 18:59:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

iz Rima sa ljubavlju




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Slovenia
37351 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 06/12/2020 : 17:02:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




a i ovo sam (naravno) pokupio od nekoga negdje na internetu


Anything is possible dec d uej
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GGG
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Slovenia
2483 Posts

Member since 08/11/2003

Posted - 06/12/2020 : 20:14:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send GGG a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli





a i ovo sam (naravno) pokupio od nekoga negdje na internetu





http://forum.stripovi.com/topic.asp?whichpage=-2&TOPIC_ID=51100&REPLY_ID=2367458
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Poli
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Slovenia
37351 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 08/12/2020 : 11:44:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

A, vidi stvarno, i ovdje je vec bilo.
Ali tu na "korona topiku" veoma rijetko nesto klikam (otvaram clanke) i teorije...

Ali ne, pokupio sam sa jednog drugog foruma, nije o stripovima.


Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
Edited by - Poli on 08/12/2020 11:45:36
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GGG
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Slovenia
2483 Posts

Member since 08/11/2003

Posted - 10/12/2020 : 11:08:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send GGG a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Aliexpress nešto kasni..." (ili horror za bolje polovice)

https://twitter.com/Splash_247/status/1336175184949116929
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verab
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Croatia
2522 Posts

Member since 22/01/2015

Posted - 10/12/2020 : 16:49:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send verab a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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verab
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Croatia
2522 Posts

Member since 22/01/2015

Posted - 10/12/2020 : 16:55:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send verab a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GGG

"Aliexpress nešto kasni..." (ili horror za bolje polovice)

https://twitter.com/Splash_247/status/1336175184949116929


ćao novi porculanski "$150, a kod nas 2000 kn" set. (srećom pa bolja ne čita forum)
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GGG
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Slovenia
2483 Posts

Member since 08/11/2003

Posted - 11/12/2020 : 12:47:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send GGG a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Arheologi i covid

https://twitter.com/falican/status/1336587147231383552
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panzer
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12516 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 13/12/2020 : 19:25:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote








Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 13/12/2020 19:32:53
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velka031
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Croatia
16871 Posts

Member since 18/03/2010

Posted - 14/12/2020 : 13:55:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send velka031 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hahaha
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panzer
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12516 Posts

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Posted - 15/12/2020 : 17:42:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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lwood
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Colombia
46541 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 17/12/2020 : 12:41:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://www.index.hr/mobile/clanak.aspx?category=vijesti&id=2239602
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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Poli
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Slovenia
37351 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 17/12/2020 : 13:25:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood

https://www.index.hr/mobile/clanak.aspx?category=vijesti&id=2239602

Sto veli ovaj krkan u clanku, moze li netko staviti titlove?
Anything is possible dec d uej
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xilrion
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Croatia
2974 Posts

Member since 16/12/2010

Posted - 17/12/2020 : 17:15:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
u godinama njegovog sina čitao sam erotiku a ne knjige.
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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Poli
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Slovenia
37351 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 17/12/2020 : 18:20:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

I vidi gdje si zavrsio - na stripovima! ;P
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

Member since 15/04/2007

Posted - 17/12/2020 : 18:32:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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