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emirem
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Posted - 15/11/2020 : 14:56:25
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Ma lik prikeljio VW logo i stvorio si iluziju da vozi svabu. Jos nisu izmislili cjepivo za prije ulaska u ovaj auto. Imao moj stari Ladu,ali je hrdjala nevidjeno.
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panzer
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lwood
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Colombia
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panzer
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mladjo
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Croatia
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motorista
New Member
Serbia
256 Posts
Member since 16/02/2019 |
Posted - 22/11/2020 : 23:50:48
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quote: Originally posted by emirem
Ma lik prikeljio VW logo i stvorio si iluziju da vozi svabu.
Prethodno volan zamenio onim »Klia II«. |
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panzer
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GGG
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Slovenia
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Poli
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Slovenia
37367 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
Posted - 02/12/2020 : 15:46:17
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Žena i muž leže u krevetu. On: 'Jesi li za seks?' Ona: 'Ne mogu, umorna sam.' On: Ma spavaj, ženo, na telefonu sam.'
Kako je Mujo otkrio da ga Fata vara? Nakon što se preselio još uvijek je imao istog poštara.
Fata je rodila i Mujo sav sretan gleda svog sina u krevetiću među svim ostalim bebama i kaže: 'Ma, pogledajte ga! Sliči na mene!'A babica sa strane mu odgovara suosjećajno: 'Što da se radi? Važno je da je živ i zdrav!'
Dođe Mujo kući i pita Fatu: 'Fato, gdje su djeca?' 'Na engleskom.' 'Ok! Where are the children?'
Ivica razgovara s djedom: 'Djede, daj 500 kuna da ne bi baka saznala da si na Facebooku napisao da si udovac!'
Dolazi Perica kući sa utakmice i sav veseo urla: 'Jupiii, tata, dao sam dva gola!!!' 'Bravo, sine! A koji je bio konačni rezultat?' '1:1'
'Probudi se! Upravo sam čula miša kako cvili!', drma žena muža, a on joj u polusnu odgovara: 'I što očekujes od mene - da ga ulovim i podmažem?!'
Kaže zeko zmiji: 'Oprosti što sam te neki dan zezao što nemaš noge.' Na to će zmija: 'Ma nema veze, bilo pa prošlo.' A zeko će: 'E, svaka ti čast! Evo ruka!'
Žali se penzioner liječniku: 'Doktore, svi moji prijatelji pričaju da imaju redovan seksualni život. Dajte mi neki savjet!' 'Pa, pričajte i vi – tko vam brani!'
Mali Ivica izlazi van pa pita tatu: 'Tata, imaš li novaca?' A on odgovara: 'Imam ja, ne brini ti za mene.'
Pričaju dva štrebera: 'Slušaj, roditelji su mi otputovali, pa imam prazan stan.' 'Blago tebi - možeš učiti naglas.'
Kako se zove roda na električnom stupu? Elektroda!
Chuck Norris je objesio sliku na zvučni zid.
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Anything is possible dec d uej Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Poli
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Slovenia
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GGG
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Slovenia
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Poli
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Slovenia
37367 Posts
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Posted - 08/12/2020 : 11:44:54
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A, vidi stvarno, i ovdje je vec bilo. Ali tu na "korona topiku" veoma rijetko nesto klikam (otvaram clanke) i teorije...
Ali ne, pokupio sam sa jednog drugog foruma, nije o stripovima.
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Anything is possible dec d uej Be the Change You Want to See
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Edited by - Poli on 08/12/2020 11:45:36 |
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GGG
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verab
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verab
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GGG
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panzer
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velka031
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panzer
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lwood
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Poli
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xilrion
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Poli
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mladjo
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