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verab
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Croatia
2523 Posts
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37370 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
46560 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 03/12/2018 : 12:45:19
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quote: Originally posted by Poli
Isuse, u sta se pretvorise Plitvice!? Jeste da nisam bio par godina, ali ovo je bilo brzo!
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Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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King Warrior
stripovi.com suradnik
22159 Posts
Member since 10/11/2007 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11714 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37370 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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solar
Moderator
Croatia
21432 Posts
Member since 16/03/2004 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12527 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 06/12/2018 : 14:56:59
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Three monks were sitting by the side of a lake in meditation. Suddenly, the first monk got up and said, “I forgot to put my underwear out to dry!” and miraculously walked on the water, across the lake, and into his hut, before promptly returning.
Before long, the second monk jumped up and said, “I forgot to flush the toilet” and immediately got up and strolled on top of water, into his hut, and came back again, in the same amazing way.
The third monk thought, “These monks think they have some sort of superior meditation technique and are just showing off. I can do that easily. I’m a far better meditator then they’ll ever be.” The monk stood up, attempted to confidently walk on water, and immediately fell into the lake. He got out, psyched himself up, and tried again. The same thing happened. Before long, he was completely soaked.
The other two monks calmly watched the scene, and then one monk said to the other, “Shall we tell him where the stones are?” |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11714 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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Hercule Poirot
stripovi.com suradnik
13002 Posts
Member since 28/11/2017 |
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Hercule Poirot
stripovi.com suradnik
13002 Posts
Member since 28/11/2017 |
Posted - 09/12/2018 : 15:51:00
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quote: Originally posted by Poli
Isuse, u sta se pretvorise Plitvice!? Jeste da nisam bio par godina, ali ovo je bilo brzo!
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MSBlueberry
Senior Member
1692 Posts
Member since 18/02/2013 |
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Oki
Advanced Member
Croatia
5131 Posts
Member since 10/02/2011 |
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markolar
Advanced Member
Slovenia
3104 Posts
Member since 05/01/2004 |
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Windwalker
Advanced Member
Croatia
4530 Posts
Member since 08/03/2008 |
Posted - 09/12/2018 : 19:22:33
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quote: Originally posted by MSBlueberry
Ono ˝šta tvoja mater viče u vezi čega?˝, ko to govori?
To leopard kaže malom lanetu. A što mu točno viče, probaj pogoditi. |
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MSBlueberry
Senior Member
1692 Posts
Member since 18/02/2013 |
Posted - 09/12/2018 : 21:09:26
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quote: Originally posted by markolar
quote: Originally posted by MSBlueberry
Ono ˝šta tvoja mater viče u vezi čega?˝, ko to govori?
Pa leopard
Jeli leopard narkoman ili pijanica? |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
29543 Posts
Member since 06/02/2007 |
Posted - 09/12/2018 : 22:54:56
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quote: Originally posted by MSBlueberry
quote: Originally posted by markolar
quote: Originally posted by MSBlueberry
Ono ˝šta tvoja mater viče u vezi čega?˝, ko to govori?
Pa leopard
Jeli leopard narkoman ili pijanica?
Još gore, realovac |
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solar
Moderator
Croatia
21432 Posts
Member since 16/03/2004 |
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markolar
Advanced Member
Slovenia
3104 Posts
Member since 05/01/2004 |
Posted - 10/12/2018 : 20:02:01
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quote: Originally posted by MSBlueberry
quote: Originally posted by markolar
quote: Originally posted by MSBlueberry
Ono ˝šta tvoja mater viče u vezi čega?˝, ko to govori?
Pa leopard
Jeli leopard narkoman ili pijanica?
Ni jedno ni drugo ali je mama ipak zabrinuta. |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12527 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 13/12/2018 : 12:22:00
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And so once again the Creeper commits the most henious crime a woman can imagine: He takes a telephone away from her in a middle of a call.
Alfred Hitchcock |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
Edited by - panzer on 13/12/2018 12:22:28 |
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