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emirem
Advanced Member
10757 Posts
Member since 18/01/2010 |
Posted - 07/09/2017 : 20:46:34
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quote: Originally posted by Oki
Ovo u Bosni nakon piramida otkrili i dinusaure...;)
Bas je kao T-Rex. |
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!" |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 08/09/2017 : 10:07:45
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Muž i žena došli u neki luksuzan hotel, sjede u baru i vide jednu jako zgodnu djevojku. “Baš je zgodna ona tamo… šteta što je prostitutka” – kaže muž. “Sram te bilo, kako možeš za tu finu djevojku pričati takve stvari…” “Ma, prostitutka je, sto posto!” “Ma nije” – žena tvrdi.
“Evo, dokazat ću ti. Kreni polako do naše sobe, a ja ću je pokupiti i dovesti. Uđi prije nas u spavaću sobu, sakrij se negdje i slušaj…” I tako, sjedi žena skrivena iza zavjese, kad muž dovodi djevojku… “Dobro, kod mene se plaća unaprijed, to je 100 eura na sat.” “Uh, pa to je puno para, nemam toliko…” “Pa koliko bi dao…” “Što ja znam, imam samo 10 eura.” “Onda ne znam što si me uopće zvao!” – kaže prostitutka i bijesno izađe. Poslije nekog vremena, muž i žena se vratili u bar, sjede i pričaju, kad prostitutka prolazi pored njih i dobacuje: “Eto vidiš što dobiješ za 10 eura!" |
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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split85
Advanced Member
Croatia
8199 Posts
Member since 25/01/2010 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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Space Marine
Senior Member
Croatia
1236 Posts
Member since 08/09/2013 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11688 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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bagi
Advanced Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts
Member since 29/12/2002 |
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Vlaadisha
Advanced Member
USA
3303 Posts
Member since 21/07/2004 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11688 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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bagi
Advanced Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts
Member since 29/12/2002 |
Posted - 22/09/2017 : 08:00:47
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quote: Originally posted by izivko
Čovjek je inteligentna budala. U to sam se uvjerio više puta.
Misliš nešto kao nagor,samo bez onog inteligentna? |
Wtf?
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Dwayne_Looney
Advanced Member
6603 Posts
Member since 15/10/2014 |
Posted - 22/09/2017 : 09:18:12
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Na cesti gužva, svi automobili stoje. Jednom čovjeku netko kuca na prozor. Ovaj otvara prozor i pita: - Što se ovdje događa? - Ma, teroristi oteli cijelu Vladu i ministre pa traže 10.000.000 eura ili će ih politi benzinom i zapaliti. - I, koliko ljudi daju? - Pa tako, litru-dvije.
Pričaju dva psa. Jedan pita drugog: - Znaš što ima novo u gradu? - Ne znam, što? - Postavili su nove stupove. - Aaaa, pa to moramo zaliti! |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11688 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37357 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Oki
Advanced Member
Croatia
5126 Posts
Member since 10/02/2011 |
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Oki
Advanced Member
Croatia
5126 Posts
Member since 10/02/2011 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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